Cracking jokes is a great way to break the ice and make new friends. And when we talk about snow, winter is a time for laughter and joy, and cracking jokes is one of the best ways to spread that cheer. Not only does it help reduce stress levels, but it can also improve your mood and even boost your immune system.
Here we’ve compiled the list of 150+ Snow Jokes that will help you escape the cold weather and bring warmth into people’s lives. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.
Funny Snow Jokes
1. What do Snowmen put on their pimples?
Cold cream.
2. What does a snowman use to get around?
An icicle.
3. Who are Frosty’s parents?
Mom and Pop-Sicle.
4. Why didn’t the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with.
5. Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
6. What does December have that no other month does?
The letter D.
7. Not everyone believes in the abominable snowman. Yeti exists.
8. What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
9. Why was the sled stuck in the snow?
Because it got to-bog-ganed&
10. What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
11. What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
12. Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica.
13. What happened to the snowman boxer?
He was knocked out cold.
14. How do mountains stay warm?
They put on their snowcaps.
15. What do you call a prom in the North Pole?
A snow ball.
16. What did the snowflake say to the road?
Let’s stick together.
17. How do you build a snow fort?
You igloo it together.
18. What’s the best part about school during the winter?
Snow and tell.
19. What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
20. What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
21. What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
22. What do you call a snowman in August?
A puddle.
23. What does a snowman have for breakfast?
Frosties.
24. What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet.
25. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
26. What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
27. Winter’s coming so I’m knitting you a muffler. What size is your mouth?
28. Why was the blanket discouraged?
The snuggle is real.
29. What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?
Ice tea.
30. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite.
31. What do yeti on diets eat?
Iceberg lettuce.
32. Why was the snowman yelling?
He was having a meltdown.
33. What did the penguin say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
34. What is a snowman’s favorite drink?
A slushy.
35. Did you hear about the snowman who fell in love with a mitten?
It was glove at first sight.
36. What do you use to catch an Arctic hare?
A hare net.
37. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you.
38. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
39. What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill.
40. Which one is faster, hot or cold?
Hot. You can catch a cold.
41. Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot—you can catch cold pretty easily.
42. What do you call a snowman in summer?
A puddle.
43. What can you catch in the winter, even with your eyes closed?
A cold.
44. What does a barbershop serve in winter?
Cold cuts.
45. Why are snowmen great at parties?
They always break the ice.
46. How do you prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
47. What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?
Iced tea.
48. What do you call an igloo without a bathroom?
IG (no loo).
49. What do you call a play or musical in the North Pole?
Snow business.
50. What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball.
51. How does a snowman get to work?
By icicle.
52. Where do snowmen go to donate their sperm?
The snowbank.
53. What kind of androids do you find in the arctic?
Snobots.
54. What happened when an icicle landed on the girl’s head?
It knocked her out cold.
55. What do you call a snowman party?
A snowparty.
56. What do you call an igloo without a toilet?
An “ig.
57. How can you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints.
58. What advice should you give to snow moving to the big city?
Flake it till you make it.
59. What kind of robots live in Antarctica?
Snow-bots.
60. How does a North Pole carpenter fix something broken?
Igloos it together.
61. What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
62. What is a Snowman’s favorite soup?
Cream of B-leek.
63. How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints.
64. What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
65. Why did the lady snowman divorce her husband?
She found out he was going to a snow blower.
66. What did one snowman say to the other?
Can you smell carrots?
67. What noise wakes you up at the North Pole around March 18?
The crack of dawn.
68. What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
69. What kind of androids do you find in the Arctic?
Snobots.
70. What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers.
71. Why did the snowman turn yellow?
Ask the dog.
72. Why did the hipster keep his iPod outside during the winter?
Because he liked to listen to cool music.
73. What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
74. What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
75. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
76. What do computers wear in the winter?
Snow-boots.
77. How does a fox get down a snowy mountain?
They sly-de.
78. What falls from great heights but doesn’t hurt?
Snow.
79. What sandwiches do snowmen avoid?
A tuna melt.
80. Why did the groom have cold feet?
He went brrr-foot to the wedding.
81. Why was the snowman so brave?
Because he had big snowballs.
82. What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes.
83. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
84. How do you decorate a snowman’s cake?
Lots of icing.
85. Why was the little snowman sad?
Cause he had a meltdown.
86. What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke.
87. Why do penguins swim in saltwater?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
88. Why does no one like meeting up with the snowman?
He’s always so flaky.
89. What kind of money do snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold hard cash.
90. How does a Penguin build a LEGO house?
Igloos it together.
91. Where do snowmen get the weather report?
The Winternet.
92. Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather. It’s snow joke.
93. What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
94. What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
Lost.
95. What is a British snowman’s favorite drink?
Iced Tea.
96. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snow flakes.
97. What did the tree say after a long, cold winter?
What a re-leaf.
98. How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Look for Fresh Prints.
99. Where do seals go to see movies?
The dive-in.
100. What does the snowman take when he’s worried about melting?
A chill pill.
101. Why aren’t penguins as lucky as Arctic murres?
The poor old penguins can’t go south for the winter.
102. What does a snowman call dandruff?
Snowflakes.
103. Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun.
104. How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
105. What did the icy Arctic road say to the truck?
Want to go for a spin?
106. What often falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?
Snow.
107. Why did the girl keep her trumpet out in the snow?
She liked playing cool jazz.
108. What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
109. What do you call a slow skier?
A slope-poke.
110. What did the man say from outside the window?
Icy you.
111. How did the winter squash pay for things?
It used pumpkin bread.
112. Why did the snowman’s daughter become a stripper?
Because he was so cold to her.
113. What do you call a ghost in the winter?
Casp-brrr.
114. How do you keep from getting cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted.
115. Did you hear about the rude snowman?
He didn’t carrot all.
116. What happens when a snowman stubs his toe?
It gets thaw.
117. What’s the scariest part of owing Santa money?
He snows where you live.
118. What do you get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
119. Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
120. What is a snowman’s favorite snack?
Ice krispies treats.
121. Why can’t the snow climb up a ladder?
Because the snow falls.
122. What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake.
123. What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
Have an ice day.
124. Who were Frosty’s parents?
Mom and Pop-Sicle.
125. Why didn’t Guns N’ Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
126. How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you.
127. If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy.
128. What is a mountain’s favorite type of candy?
Snowcaps.
129. What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball.
130. What’s the best way to scare a snowman?
Talk about global warming.
131. Did you hear the serious story about winter?
It’s snow joke.
132. How did the snowman lose his head?
Someone sat on his face.
133. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
I have no eye deer.
134. What do you call getting bitten by a snowman?
Frostbite.
135. What can you catch with your eyes closed?
A cold.
136. Where do witches go skiing?
Slalom.
137. How does a snowman get around?
He rides an icicle.
138. Where do snowmen love to dance?
At a snow ball.
139. What did the tree say after a long winter?
What a re-leaf.
140. What do feet do when it snows?
They go toe-bogganing.
141. How does a snowman convince someone he’s serious?
Snow joke.
142. Why did the snowman scold his dog?
He was biting.
143. Why are we only concerned about snowmen, not snowwomen?
Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
144. What do you call a wintertime hip-hop artist?
Frozen-T.
145. What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo.
146. What do you call a winter monster with a six-pack?
Abdominal snowman.
147. How do you know when it is too cold to picnic outside?
You chip your tooth on your soup.
148. I just ran over one of Snow White’s dwarfs. He wasn’t Happy.
149. What did the icy road say to the car?
Wanna to go for a spin?
150. How do you get a snow monster to go away?
Get into a heated argument.
151. Why was the snowman sad?
Cause he had a meltdown.
152. Did you hear about the snowman spy?
He has a license to chill.
153. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
Owlgebra.
154. What kind of haircut did the snowman get?
Frosted tips.
155. What did the investigator say to the snowman?
Icy right through your lies.
156. What do robots wear when it snows?
Roboots.
157. What do mountains wear to keep warm?
Snowcaps.
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