71 Sewing Puns That Are Hilarious to Read

Sewing is a hobby that can be done for several reasons. One of the main reasons for this could be because sewing offers the opportunity to work on something with their hands and have control over what they are making. 

When you sew, you are making something with your hands, which feels fantastic. And it expresses your creativity and makes something beautiful for yourself or someone else.

Below, we’ve compiled a list of Sewing puns that are the best and most hilarious you’ll love. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.

Sewing Puns

1. I come from a very musical family.

2. These sewing puns are seamlessly strung together.

3. Telling you a joke about a blunt needle is pointless.

4. This is sew much fun.

5. Make it sew!.

6. I knit to know the truth.

7. Hanging by a thread.

8. This is sew-lid.

9. Sew what?

10. It seams to be good.

11. I need shoes that have cushioned sew-les.

12. If it seams legit.

13. How can you tell if a sewing machine is trustworthy?

14. Every time I start sewing, I can knot find my needles.

15. We’re going to a sew-cial gathering.

16. Pine trees aren’t good at sewing because they drop their needles.

17. People who sew are lucky; they’ve got a singer in the house.

18. I’ve sewn it to you before.

19. I got 99 problems, but a stitch ain’t one.

20. Move backstitch.

21. It’s hem.

22. I’ll see you sewn.

23. What did the quilter blame for having too many children? Reproduction fabric.

24. Bobbin to the music.

25. Don’t knit-pick.

26. I’m sew-re from working out.

27. It’s sew-sew.

28. One yarn told the other, “I am not ready to dye yet, still have some end to tie.

29. You’re ab-sew-lutely welcome.

30. Take the i-knit-iative.

31. I had a joke about a needle in the haystack written somewhere, but I can’t find it.

32. Wash your hands with sew-p.

33. I like to sew in sew-litude.

34. Who You Callin’ A Fat Quarter?

35. Why couldn’t Santa convince the quilter to come to visit? he didn’t have enough backing.

36. I’ll have sew-rbet for dessert.

37. Let’s go sew-mewhere spontaneous.

38. You’re sew-phisticated.

39. The tailor has been working on a dress for hours now. She seam-stressed.

40. When I’m sewing, please don’t talk to me. I needle a little space.

41. Baste to the bone.

42. Knitty gritty.

43. I’m only hugging you to see if that fabric is wool or polyester.

44. Go to the sew-rce.

45. Sewing is harder than it seams.

46. I felt that in my sew-l.

47. Life’s a stitch.

48. I’ve watched every epi-sew-de in the season.

49. I’m sew-rry.

50. Pur-sew your dreams.

51. I’m laughing sew hard.

52. I sew-ld my house.

53. I know you’ll be sew-cessful.

54. I can’t think of any more sewing puns. I’m out of material.

55. I needle the help I can get for this sewing project.

56. I want to relax on the sew-fa.

57. Even the sewing machine’s a singer.

58. I’ll have a pin and tonic.

59. My dream world? A place where the fabric is free and sewing make you thin.

60. I figured out a sew-lution.

61. The fabric is sew-ft.

62. You’re sew-spicious.

63. Sewn-er or later.

64. My wife broke her sewing machine. Now she seams a little off.

65. Christmas trees are the worst at sewing. They always drop their needles.

66. I was reading the wrong thread.

67. We’re making sew-p for dinner.

68. Let’s drink espres-sew.

69. You have a quilt-y look on your face.

70. What did Jean-Luc Picard say when Engineering offered to fix his electric sewing machine?

71. What’s sewing on?

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