A roof is one of the most important parts of a house because it is where a building meets with the sky. It protects the home from rain, snow and other natural elements that can damage the house. Below, we’ve compiled a list of Roof puns that are the best and most hilarious you’ll love. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.
Roof Puns
1. A dog that works in roofing is a woofer.
2. I started selling boats in my attic. The sails are going through the roof.
3. A dog that works in roofing is called? A woofer.
4. What do female roofers have that male roofers don’t? Nice hips.
5. The roofer really had a difficult time installing his shingle. He brought a hammer to a nail-gun fight.
6. High there!
7. Construction workers really know how to raise the roof.
8. A storm blew away a quarter of my roof… oof.
9. Urologists could really make good roofers. They are excellent at fixing leaks.
10. The best way to rise above the haters is to get on a rooftop.
11. Working on the roof increased my productivity. I’m now on top of things.
12. A duck was on my roof and quacked the shingles.
13. You always get me every shingle time with your roofing jokes.
14. The roof is always the cheapest part of a home because it’s on the house.
15. I always love to travel while on the roof of a Honda. I do it on my own Accord.
16. I’m taking things to new heights.
17. After falling through the roof of a French bakery, I was in pain.
18. All the shingle ladies.
19. Raisin the roof.
20. The roof isn’t my child, but I’ll raise it anyway.
21. My boss got stuck on the roof and asked for a ladder. I won’t let him down.
22. Every shingle time.
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