Pirates are always the funniest characters in movies. The reason for this is that the audience enjoys watching a character who does not take themselves too seriously and is willing to laugh at themselves. They are usually comic relief, and they provide some of the most memorable moments in film history.
Below, we’ve compiled a list of Pirate puns that are the best and most hilarious you’ll love. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.
Pirate Puns
1. What do you call pirate twins? Doubloons.
2. There’s a loot of treasure.
3. Aye’ll see you next time.
4. Santa became a pirate and said, “yo ho ho ho.”
5. A fool and his booty are soon parroted.
6. A pirate plunders the high seas. A pie-rat plunders the pantry.
7. Pirate: Another name for a naughty, knotty sailor.
8. Pirates pay an arm and a leg for a peg and hook.
9. It’s my birthday. Aye matey years old.
10. Aye’ll be there in a minute.
11. You’re booty-ful.
12. To make a pirate irate, take away the P.
13. The high seas are where me heart-y it be.
14. Doubloon or nothing.
15. I bought it on sail.
16. I like big booty; that’s no lie.
17. We set sail on the high seas at the kraken of dawn.
18. Is your sister marrying a pirate? Knot on my watch.
19. What grades do future pirates strive for in school? High C’s.
20. How arrr you doing today?
21. The pirate had to go to anchor management class.
22. What does a pirate’s dog do? Scallywag his tail.
23. Goodb-aye. See you later.
24. Ships ahoy
25. I started playing the f-loot.
26. You have me hearty.
27. The treasure is just a hop, skiff and a jump away.
28. You can abso-loot-ley trust me with the treasure map.
29. Aye, it’s me.
30. Let’s listen to Arrr&B.
31. Seeing a pirate ship in person is truly oar-inspiring.
32. Pirates are obsessed with being at sea. They’re aqua-holics.
33. Are we thar yet?
34. Aye-ll have my own ship schooner or later.
35. Don’t fall for pier pressure.
36. Let’s have a b-arrr-becue.
37. Matey force be with you.
38. I like my booty to be filled with looty.
39. Retired pirates love yoga because of all the ex-sailing.
40. The best name for a pirate’s dog is Patches.
41. That pirate is par-rotten to the shore.
42. Do pirates like to fight? Sword of.
43. All I Caribbean about is finding the treasure.
44. Why did you join a band of pirates? Pier pressure.
45. A pirate’s favorite letter is R.
46. Why did the pirate have to stay on shore? He didn’t have a crew.
47. Pirates were the first to use aye phones.
48. For each piercing, pirates pay a buck-an-ear.
49. I’m dunbie-ing taken for granted.
50. I’m climbing the cor-pirate ladder.
51. Pirates love aye contact.
52. What does a pirate’s phone ringer sound like? Ringy dinghy dinghy.
53. Why did the pirate go to rehab? Because he got hooked.
54. What a great aye-dea.
55. Watch out for pirate ships; they’re assailing vessels.
56. It’s in another aye-l.
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