1. “I could make that much money in five seconds!” – Napolean Dynamite
2. “Sorry I’m late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys.” ― Napolean Dynamite
3. “The worst day of my life, what do you think?” – Napolean Dynamite
4. “Get off my property or I’ll call the cops on you.” ― Napolean Dynamite
5. “You don’t have to stay here with us, we’re not babies.” ― Napolean Dynamite
6. “It’s Pretty Much My Favorite Animal. It’s Like A Lion And A Tiger Mixed… Bred For Its Skills In Magic.” ― Napolean Dynamite
7. “Why would I want to buy any of this girly crap?” – Napolean Dynamite
8. “So, we’re pretty much friends by now, right?” – Napolean Dynamite
9. “I spent like three hours doing shading the upper lip. It’s probably the best drawing I’ve ever done.” ― Napolean Dynamite
10. “You know, there’s like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I’m pretty good with a bo staff.” ― Napolean Dynamite
11. “Yeah, I took her to the mall to get some glamor shots for her birthday one year.” ― Napolean Dynamite
12. “Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my ChapStick?” –Napolean Dynamite
13. “You pay the bills for that? Does that cost money every time you’re on, like for minutes on the phone?” – Uncle Rico
14. “Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.” ― Napolean Dynamite
15. “’Cause I didn’t have a freakin’ choice. All the other sweet clubs were filled up. Gosh!” – Napolean Dynamite
16. “Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true.” ― Pedro
17. “Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can’t fit my numchucks in there anymore.” ― Napolean Dynamite
18. “Yeah, Right. Who’s The One That Knows Illegal Ninja Moves From The Government?” – Napolean Dynamite
19. “I like your sleeves. They’re real big.” ― Napolean Dynamite
20. “Why don’t you go eat a decroded piece of crap?” – Napolean Dynamite
21. “I already made like infinity of those at scout camp.” ― Napolean Dynamite
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