81 Kiss Pick Up Lines

If you are looking to spark laughter with wit, humor, and clever wordplay, than below, we’ve compiled the best kiss pick up lines that will make the person laugh, blush, and maybe even fall head over heels. So dont wait and scroll down to take your pick up game to a whole new level.

Kiss Pick Up Lines

1. My love for you is like a kiss, it has no end.

2. I would like to kiss tofu.

3. My friends call me Sugar Lips — wanna find out why?

4. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

5. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

6. billion lips on the planet… and all I can think about is kissing yours.

7. If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?

8. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

9. Got anyone to kiss at midnight?

10. Hi baby, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

11. You’re so sweet, kissing you would give me diabetes.

12. Are you going to kiss me or am I simply to deceive my diary?

13. If home is where the heart is babe, then my home is in you.

14. Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?

15. Kiss me. I’m not Irish, but we can pretend.

16. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?

17. Your lips must be a jelly because jam doesn’t shake like that.

18. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

19. If I’m your Valentine, every day you’ll get Hershey kisses.

20. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

21. I heard kissing is the language of love so… Do you wanna start a conversation?

22. Don’t worry. If you kiss me, I won’t turn into a frog.

23. I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses.

24. Kiss me if I’m wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?

25. Yup, what you’re experiencing right now is love at first sight.

26. And his kissing is as full of sanctity as the touch of holy bread.

27. I envy the coffee cup that kisses your lips every morning.

28. I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.

29. Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back.

30. I can’t even look at you without wanting to kiss you.

31. Hershey’s factories make millions of kisses a day, but I would rather buy one from you.

32. Knock Knock Who’s there? Al! Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

33. Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows exactly what I want for Christmas?

34. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

35. I may not have four leaves, but if you kiss me, I’ll bring you luck.

36. Did you know kissing burns 6 calories? Let’s go work out

37. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but Paint is the same as Photoshop, right?

38. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

39. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

40. Can I give you a kiss?…If you don’t like it you can return it.

41. Is it hot in here or is it just you baby?

42. Let’s test.. is it true love’s kiss?

43. I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss.

44. Are you a magician? Whenever I look at your lips, everyone else disappears.

45. I’m not Irish, but you can still kiss me if you want.

46. My lips are like the Blarney Stone – kiss them for good luck.

47. I have one Irish friend. Other than that… kiss me.

48. I just want someone to kiss me regardless of country of origin.

49. I really envy the coffee cup that’s lucky enough to kiss your lips every morning.

50. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart with that kiss.

51. Kissing is good for your teeth. You have teeth, I have teeth, let’s upgrade?

52. Correct me if I’m wrong, but you want to kiss me, right?

53. I envy the coffee cup, that kisses your lips every morning.

54. I’d stare into the heart of the Tardis for a kiss from you.

55. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘Fine’ written all over you.

56. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your lips.

57. Being that hot, you’re basically asking to be kissed by me.

58. Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?

59. Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna workout?

60. Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

61. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

62. Kiss me goodnight and love me forever.

63. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.

64. I wish your hair was made of mistletoe, so I’d always have an excuse to kiss you.

65. You’re ‘No Parking’ right babe? Just trying to guess your sign.

66. Excuse me, but do these smiles come with kisses?

67. Are you going to vote with that thing, or let me kiss it?

68. A kiss to me! No, I’m not Irish, I just make out hard.

69. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

70. Can I press pause and kiss you all day long?

71. Kissing is the language of love, so how about a conversation?

72. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

73. Are you French? Can you give me a lesson on how to french kiss?

74. Consider this your two-minute warning baby, before I kiss you.

75. You’re gorgeous! Let me seal my words with a kiss.

76. It’s my birthday! How about a birthday kiss?

77. If beauty were time, you would be eternity.

78. I have an owie on my lips, will you kiss it and make it better?

79. If I can hit his windshield from up here, you owe me a kiss.

80. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

81. I cannot taste my lips, would you be able to do it for me?

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