90+ Fruit Pick Up Lines

If you are looking to spark laughter with wit, humor, and clever wordplay, than below, we’ve compiled the best fruit pick up lines that will make the person laugh, blush, and maybe even fall head over heels. So dont wait and scroll down to take your pick up game to a whole new level.

Fruit Pick Up Lines

1. Do you have raisins? How about a date?

2. I really like you so kiwi be friends?

3. Ahhh, Baby! Your ass reminds me of the melons of my Orchard.

4. Are you a lemon? Because you make me want to pucker up.

5. I might have to see the dentist cause Orange you are so sweet.

6. Girl, do you eat a lot of mangoes? Because you make a man-go crazy.

7. I am very passionate about keeping the peas on earth.

8. Hey babes! You’d be a sensual lip like a red strawberry.

9. Hey guy! Do you want to eat my oranges all night?

10. I want to spank you like a disobedient avocado and then eat you out after.

11. You probably know this already but your tomatoes look so juicy.

12. I love you from my head tomatoes.

13. I have something for you that is long, hard, and has juice in it.

14. We could be runaway lovers, but I cantaloupe.

15. You’re berry much my type.

16. You must be a raisin, cause you’re a raisin my eggplant.

17. I know, I know, I suck at pickup limes.

18. Maybe I’m not 8 inches but this banana is still worth peeling.

19. I would share a paopu fruit with you.

20. Why are you so “a-peeling”? You’re probably a banana.

21. And we will live happily avo-after.

22. I’ll bet you’ve got the sweetest juice, cause you are berry cute.

23. I bet I’d got bananas for you and never wanna split.

24. Olive you so much even though it hurts.

25. Peas be mine, you make my heart skip a beat.

26. Dear! Aren’t you spicy? Cause you make my heartburn.

27. We should definitely forage together when the rains come.

28. Honeydew, you know how beautiful you look right now?

29. Fun fact dear! you’re a peach, and I could eat a peach for hours.

30. You remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream; precious above all others.

31. I am bananas about you.

32. You did a grape job raisin me

33. I would live in a cornfield if it would make you stalk me.

34. Are you my favorite fruit? Because you’re the apple of my eye

35. How do you take your watermelon seeds, spat out or swallowed?

36. I like you from my head to-ma-toes.

37. I would be broken if you go, because you hold the Kiwi to my heart.

38. I’ve gone to grape lengths for you.

39. Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you’d be a FINEapple.

40. I’ve always thought that cucumbers were such a sensual fruit.

41. I’ve bean thinking about you all day.

42. I love you berry much.

43. Sweetheart, why do you speak so acrid? Are you eating bitter gourd?

44. Girl, you are one in a melon.

45. I guava bone to pick with you.

46. A sleepy fruit is called a nap-riot

47. If you’re a fruit? Then you’d be grapes cause your grapes are sour.

48. It’s that time of the year so, will you be my Valen-Lime?

49. You’re driving me bananas.

50. You hold the Kiwi to my heart.

51. “Honeydew you know how sexy you look?”

52. Call me if you ever get hurt; I give lemon-aid.

53. If I was a fruit fly, I land on you first cause you look like honey.

54. Are you a frito cause you’re really corny.

55. My life is empty, you are the life crystal and life fruit that completes me.

56. I’ve always thought that cucumbers were such a sensual fruit.

57. If you be a fruit You’d be a fineapple.

58. If you’ll try my zucchini, your peach would be an amazing snack.

59. You are juice the cutest.

60. I think you may hold the kiwi to my heart.

61. Hey girl, you remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream; precious above all others.

62. I’m so grape-ful for you.

63. You have got a peach of my heart.

64. Damn girl, you sure know how to farm! Cause’ you are growing my stalk.

65. Girl, you’re a peach, and I could eat a peach for hours.

66. You are as tangled as fruit salad cause I could never understand you.

67. You drive me bananas.

68. Honeydew you know how sexy you look?

69. Do you like cherries? If not can I have yours? I bet we’d make a cute pear.

70. Your father must be a farmer because you´ve grown some nice melons.

71. I’m not the greatest guy but I promise you I’m not a peach of shit.

72. Girl! You’re the apple of my eye.

73. Hey, hot pepper! Would you like to lick my banana?

74. Girl, you are berry cute.

75. You are the berry best, you make my heart beet.

76. What is your favorite fruit? Mine´s a date… with you?

77. How about we take advantage of the harvest season?

78. I’ll eat your peach if you try my zucchini.

79. If Eve was tempted by an apple that has to be my fruit.

80. How big does your squash grow?

81. If you were a fruit You’d be a fine Apple.

82. If you’d be a fine apple, so I cut you smoothly with my knife.

83. Hey, I’m a fruit fly of course I like bananas.

84. The fruit of the tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back.

85. Orange you so sweet?

86. I fall in love with your sensational apples.

87. Glum looks unattractive on you, sugar plum.

88. If you will be mine, I lime yours.

89. Those are a lovely bunch of coconuts. I’d like to have a taste of what’s inside.

90. You’re one fine-apple.

91. Care for a dance? Cause it takes two to mango.

92. You’ve got a peach of my heart.

93. You my darling are one in a melon and in a berrylion.

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