Jimmy Fallon is an American comedian, actor, singer, writer, producer, and talk show host. He has a net worth of $60 million.
He is one of the most popular comedians in America. His quick wit and ability to make people laugh made him a favorite among audiences. In the past decade, he has been able to do this by staying fresh with his jokes. Today Jimmy Fallon can be found on NBC’s late-night comedy show called “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” on weeknights and “Late Night with Seth Meyers” on other nights.
Jimmy Fallon is one of the few people who have been able to generate so much success in their field without formal education.
He has a witty personality that has made him well-liked by the public. He also has an affinity for poking fun at his guests – even if they’re not as famous as other celebrities, he invites them to his show.
Here are some of his quotes that you will want to read again and again. By re-reading these inspirational quotes, you’ll be able to think more creatively and accomplish your goals.
27 Inspirational Jimmy Fallon Quotes
1. “I read one chapter of a book and put it down. Thank God for Kindle.” ― Jimmy Fallon
2. “There’s always going to be someone out there who doesn’t believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or you’re not smart enough. But those are the people you need to ignore, and those are the times you need to just keep doing what you love doing.” ― Jimmy Fallon
3. “You only think of the best comeback when you leave.” ― Jimmy Fallon
4. “Honestly, I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with.” ― Jimmy Fallon
5. “Don’t keep reaching for the stars because you’ll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.” ― Jimmy Fallon
6. “I honestly, purposely have not gone to therapy because I know some crazy stuff’s going to be dragged up and, you know, I’ll be like, ‘Wait, what?’” – Jimmy Fallon
7. “A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world’s oldest divorced couple. It’s got to be weird when a divorce lawyer is fighting for your kids to get custody of you.” ― Jimmy Fallon
8. “If you’re a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don’t have a choice.” ― Jimmy Fallon
9. “The one thing you shouldn’t do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.” ― Jimmy Fallon
10. “Don’t keep reaching for the stars because you’ll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.” ― Jimmy Fallon
11. “The one thing you shouldn’t do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.” ― Jimmy Fallon
12. “Life is like a clam. When it opens, you gotta grab the gooey stuff.” ― Jimmy Fallon
13. “I like doing energetic things.” ― Jimmy Fallon
14. “The running across the field thing that was the first scene we shot in the movie. We asked the audience to stay for the scene, and 37,000 people stayed.” ― Jimmy Fallon
15. “A new report found that Facebook has created more than 450,000 jobs. Unfortunately, photos posted on Facebook have ended 550,000 jobs.” ― Jimmy Fallon
16. “Thank you, people who say ‘Wow, you’re really photogenic,’ for not saying what you really mean: ‘Wow, you’re really ugly in person.’” ― Jimmy Fallon
17. “Everyone looks so much better when they smile.” ― Jimmy Fallon
18. “People have disliked me. You know, in high school, I wasn’t the most popular kid. I wasn’t the nerdiest kid. I was kind of in the middle.” ― Jimmy Fallon
19. “Anything I learned was just work hard, just keep working and don’t worry about the outside stuff. Whatever happens, will happen.” ― Jimmy Fallon
20. “Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say. Just listen to people and react to what they are saying.” ― Jimmy Fallon
21. “I don’t like to kick people when they’re down. I like to kick people when they’re up.” ― Jimmy Fallon
22. “Thank you, yard sales, for being the perfect way to say to your neighbors: ‘We think we’re important enough to charge money for our garbage.’” ― Jimmy Fallon
23. “Thank you, fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports.” ― Jimmy Fallon
24. “You only think of the best comeback when you leave.” ― Jimmy Fallon
25. “Thank you, adjustable baseball caps with no logo on the front and mesh netting in the back, for being a great way to say, ‘Hi, I’m over 80 years old.’” ― Jimmy Fallon
26. “A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world’s oldest divorced couple. It’s got to be weird when a divorce lawyer is fighting for your kids to get custody of you.” ― Jimmy Fallon
27. “When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.” ― Jimmy Fallon
