147 Harry Potter Pick Up Lines

Harry Potter is a beloved series of books and films that have captured the hearts of many people worldwide. And we all know that this magical movie has become one of the most successful franchises ever created, from its captivating story to its relatable characters to its magical themes and visuals.

But have you ever been in a situation where you wanted to impress someone but could not find the right words? then Harry Potter pick up lines can be the perfect way to break the ice and make that special one laugh. Whether you are looking for a funny line to start a conversation or trying to make an impression, these lines will help you get your crush’s attention.

Harry Potter Pick Up Lines

1. Maybe I’m a squib, because I’m powerless in your presence.

2. I’m not an Animagus, but I’m an animal in bed.

3. Can I Slytherin your Ravenclaw or would you rather Hufflepuff my Gryffindor?

4. Are you a hippogriff? Because I’ll always approach you with the utmost respect.

5. Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you’re drop-dead gorgeous.

6. You make my Huffle puff.

7. Are you a Horcrux? Because I feel like you’ve got a piece of my soul.

8. Can you speak Parseltongue? Because my snake wants to talk to you.

9. You must be very good at potions, you’re making my Worm turn into Wood.

10. Hermoine your boobs look very heavy… can I hold them for you?

11. You don’t even have to say “Lumos Maxima” to turn me on.

12. I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one.

13. Do me, I’m Harry Fucking Potter.

14. Did you order some Felix Felicis? Cause you’re about to get lucky.

15. You must be a Nimbus 2000 because you’re sweeping me off my feet.

16. I could make you scream louder than a mandrake.

17. You can have the portkey to my heart.

18. Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you catch my drift.

19. You must not be a muggle because you cast a spell on me.

20. I long for your bottom.

21. Did you just use the stupify charm or are you a natural stunner?

22. Are you a Dementor? Because you just took my breath away.

23. I was the one who gave Moaning Myrtle her nickname.

24. You must be a bludger because you knock me out.

25. Wanna make me moan like Myrtle?

26. I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I’m about to get lucky.

27. Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.

28. Take me to St. Mungo’s, you make me seriously love sick.

29. I’m no Animagus, but sometimes I can be a real animal.

30. I use to go to the Astronomy Tower to see stars, but now I can just look into your eyes.

31. If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.

32. I wish I had a Time Turner so I could make a better first impression on you.

33. My vagina is a Horcrux. Will you destroy it?

34. You’re my horcrux because I’ll go to the ends of the earth to find you.

35. Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

36. I’m not a Beater, a Seeker, or a Chaser. I’m a Keeper.

37. I’m a bit like Ginny Weasley; a really popular girl, but if you can lock me down, I’m yours forever.

38. Are you a Snitch? Because you’re the finest catch here.

39. Wanna go manage some mischief together? I solemnly swear I’m up to no good.

40. Are you using the Confundus charm on me or are you just naturally mind blowing?

41. Just the thought of your wand makes me spill my potion.

42. Hermoine, I want to wear you like a pair of sun glasses, one leg over each ear.

43. If I speak Parseltongue, can I see your basilisk?

44. I may not be Harry Potter, but I can be your chosen one.

45. I’m a Seeker. Are you my Golden Snitch?

46. Do you play Quidditch? Because I think you’re a keeper.

47. Did you just say “Wingardium Leviosa”? Cause you’ve got me rising, baby.

48. If i were a sorting hat, I’d put you in my house.

49. When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.

50. Let’s muggle-snuggle.

51. When I get a sniff of love potion, it smells like a home cooked dinner with you.

52. Wow, when I said “Accio hottie,” I didn’t expect it to work.

53. Let’s not waste time like Ron and Hermoine, I can’t wait seven years to get with you.

54. Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.

55. How would you like your name to show up in my bedroom on the Marauder’s Map?

56. I’m not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.

57. Get me to a church. I’m ready to make an Unbreakable Vow with you.

58. Are you a Dementor? ‘Cause if you kissed me, I’d never recover.

59. I like a little hair, I don’t mind exploring your Forbidden Forest.

60. You must be my Horcrux because you complete me.

61. You must play Quidditch. I know a Keeper when I see one.

62. Hey, baby; I must be in the Room of Requirement, because I require YOU.

63. Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

64. You are one hot son of SNITCH.

65. I’m like the Cursed Child. I might be short and controversial, but you won’t forget me anytime soon.

66. Did you drink some skele-gro or are you just glad to see me?

67. Get out of my dreams, and into my enchanted flying Ford Anglia.

68. You’re like a sip of Veritaserum, I’ll tell you anything you want to know – just ask.

69. No, you didn’t take a love potion. I’m just this charming.

70. I heard you were in Gryffin-whore, because you let every wizard slyther-in.

71. I’m just like Oliver Wood, baby. I’m a Keeper.

72. Do you like Harry Potter? Because I Adumbledore you.

73. Baby, you don’t need defense against my dark arts.

74. If I was an animagus, I’d transform into your love bug.

75. My wand’s got a dragon heartstring at the core, it’s used to pumping a lot of blood.

76. I hope you have a Pensieve because you’re never going to want to forget what we’re about to do.

77. The thought of you makes something vast and silver erupt from my wand.

78. Forget the train honey, just hop on my platform 9 and 3 quarters

79. Girl, are you sure you’re a muggle because that ass is magical.

80. I’m like the Monster Book of Monsters: If you stroke me right, I’ll open wide for you.

81. I’m like devils snare. It only gets more painful if you struggle.

82. I’m so glad you said yes to a date – just wait until my father hears about this.

83. Are you a Death Eater? Because Azka-damn.

84. Did you survive Avada Kedavra? ‘Cause you’re drop dead gorgeous.

85. Are you a bezoar? Because shoving you down my throat will save my life.

86. If loving you is a crime, send me to Azkaban.

87. Are you interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.

88. You must get top marks in Charms class, you’re a natural.

89. Is your name Felix Felicis? Cause you’re about to get lucky.

90. Baby, are you the Nimbus 2000 cause your sweeping me off my feet.

91. My Boggart looks like my life without you in it.

92. I don’t need accio, to make you come.

93. Is that a basilisk in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

94. Girl, are you sure you’re a muggle cause I’d swear that ass is magical.

95. Meet me at the Three Broomsticks, so I can butter you up with a Butter Beer.

96. What do you say we disapparate out of here?

97. Looking at your makes my snitch fly.

98. Look at these tea leaves. The way I’m reading them, you have a date with me very soon.

99. If I opened my Gryffindor would you Slytherin?

100. My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.

101. I’m like Harry Potter and you’re Draco Malfoy; I’m always thinking about you.

102. I’ve got two Bertie Bott’s beans and a wand, wanna taste?

103. If you show me your wand, I’ll show you my golden snitch.

104. You may be a muggle, but that ass is magical.

105. Would you mind if I Slytherin your Chamber of Secrets?

106. I don’t need aguamenti to make you wet.

107. I would take a marauders map just to stare at you all night.

108. Souls aren’t the only thing I suck.

109. Want a beach holiday on the Black Sea? My sailing ship is waiting underneath the dock.

110. I need to learn Occlumency, because I can’t get you out of my thoughts.

111. If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.

112. Hey, do you speak parseltongue? Because you’re making my snake rise.

113. Yeah, girls call me Aguamenti? Every time they hear my name, they get wet.

114. Did you just say “Petrificus Totalus”? Because you’ve made me stiff.

115. I’d love a chance to whomp your willow.

116. The sorting hat has spoken, and I belong in your house.

117. I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I’d do anything for you.

118. You belong in the Honeydukes stockroom because you’re so sweet.

119. Even though I am in Gryffindor, every time I see you something in my pants is Slytherin.

120. Are you Professor Flitwick? Because your charms are working on me.

121. I’m just like Oliver Wood, baby. I’m a keeper.

122. Did you use Relashio? ‘Cause there are sparks between us.

123. I don’t need the Mirror of Erised to know that you’re verything I desire.

124. If you’re looking for a smart and loyal bird, call me Hedwig.

125. You’re the only thing I need in my Room of Requirement.

126. I’m like the Night Bus – a real crazy ride, but better than nothing.

127. Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

128. The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.

129. Let’s repot a mandrake plant together – I want to raise some kind of baby with you.

130. Let’s you and me go to Diagon Alley and find somewhere to be horizontally.

131. I might be a rat animagus, because when I looked at you, my Peter (petti)grew.

132. I don’t have a broom, can I ride yours?

133. Are you a parseltongue? Because my snake wants to talk to you.

134. Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.

135. You’re like a bottle of Skele-Gro — you’re growing me a bone.

136. You must be a Snitch, because I’ve been Seeking you my whole life.

137. I’ll remember to protect my wand when entering your chamber of secrets.

138. Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.

139. I’ve been whomping my willow thinking about you.

140. My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood.

141. I’m very interested in exploring your Chamber of Secrets.

142. Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming.

143. If I ever get invited to a Slug Club party, will you be my date?

144. I hope you’re a little bit like Lavender Brown – ready to snog me to death.

145. I don’t need to say “accio” to make you come.

146. I bought a pair of Vanishing Cabinets – I set one up in my bedroom, just tell me where to put the other.

147. Are you a basilisk? Because when you stare at me, something of mine turns to stone.

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