If you want to spark laughter with wit, humor, and clever wordplay, then below, we’ve compiled the best Dungeons and dragons pick up lines that will make the person laugh, blush, and maybe even fall head over heels. So dont wait and scroll down to take your pick up game to a whole new level.
Dungeons & Dragons Pick Up Lines
1. Is your name Potion of Healing? Because you’ve mended my broken heart.
2. Are you also a wizard? Cause when I look at you everything else disappears.
3. It is a paradise enjoying your company.
4. Are you a wizard? Because whenever I see you, you cast Charm Person on me.
5. Hey girl, are you a wizard? ‘Cuz you cast a spell on me.
6. My Monk friend taught me some of the Quivering Palm technique… wanna see how it works?
7. Your wit is as nimble as your tongue; your words have charmed my very soul.
8. Are you a Mimic? Because I’m pretty sure that chest is fake.
9. Don’t worry, babe; I’m a lover and a fighter.
10. You must be a Beholder, because I can see beauty in your eyes.
11. Hey babe, want to find out why they call it the Rod of Wonder?
12. Are you a d20? Because you’re a critical hit in my heart.
13. As an elf/half-elf normally I’m immune to being charmed… but in your case I think I’ll make an exception.
14. Are you a bard? Because your voice is like a magical melody in my heart.
15. You have offered me an honor impossible to requite by granting me the happiness of your company this day.
16. I’m going to need some fire resistance, because you’re hot.
17. Excuse me for not introducing myself earlier, but your beauty knocked me prone when you came into the room!
18. Are you a ranger? Because I’ve been tracking your heart, and I’m ready to make my move.
19. Half-off on a roll of 5? They must have some crazy charisma
20. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or would you like me to walk by again?
21. My quivering palm is for the kill zones and thrill zones.
22. Is your name Bag of Holding? Because my love for you is endless.
23. I don’t gnome you well, but your beauty dwarfs all expectations.
24. Are you a mimic? Because you’ve taken the shape of my one true love.
25. I think your beauty just flanked me, ’cause I sure feel flat-footed.
26. Is your name Thieves’ Cant? Because I can’t resist your hidden messages.
27. Are you a mimic? Because I never expected to find something so beautiful in this dungeon.
28. I’d sell my soul to a fiend to get a little familiar with you.
29. Are you a bard? Because your charisma modifier must be through the roof.
30. Is your name Wisdom Saving Throw? Because my heart failed to resist your charm.
31. I’m a renowned wizard, but I’ve never seen anything as magical as your smile.
32. Is your name Excalibur? Because you’re the legendary sword of my dreams.
33. Are you a sorcerer? ‘Cuz a face that pretty must be innate, not learned.
34. Do you have the [Extraplanar] subtype? Because you’re out of this world.
35. Grant me leave to be like unto your shade – always by your side!
36. The unblown rose, the crystal, nor the diamond, are not more pure than you.
37. Are you a sorcerer? Because you’ve cast a spell on my heart that I can’t break.
38. Are you a rogue? Because you’ve stolen my heart, and I don’t want it back.
39. There is no treasure in all of Faerun like you, fair one
40. Is your name Dungeon Master? Because you’re in control of my heart’s adventure.
41. I put the romance in necromancy.
42. You are the star by which my fate is led
43. I got them Goodberries.
44. I may not be a necromancer, but I know how to make things rise.
45. How high is your will save? You know, the one that resists my charms?
46. Are you humanoid? Because that is my type.
47. Are you a wizard? Because you cast a spell on me.
48. Are you a mind flayer? Because my brain is consumed by you.
49. Did you roll a 20? ‘Cuz you crit my heart
50. You must be a barbarian, because you’re all the rage.
51. You’re a rogue right? Because you stole me heart.
52. Are you a Ranger? It’s the only way you could Hide in Plain Sight.
53. You are as glorious as the noontide sun!
54. Celestial beauty, with thy ambrosial kisses bathe my lips.
55. Don’t worry, it’ll be over in a blink.
56. The music of the spheres is not so ravishing as your voice!
57. You just landed a crit, on my heart.
58. Are you a gelatinous cube? Because I want to get stuck with you forever.
59. Is your name Deck of Many Things? Because you’re about to change my fate.
60. Are you a mind flayer? Because you’ve devoured my thoughts.
61. I don’t remember casting Summon Celestial, but here you are.
62. Is your name Dungeon Map? Because I’m lost in your eyes.
63. Is your name Wisdom Saving Throw? Because I can’t resist falling for you.
64. Hey babe. I must have failed my Will save because you just Charmed me.
65. Are you a rogue? Because you’ve stolen my heart and my attention.
66. Ever been with a rogue? We like to do it from behind.
67. Just to let you know, I’m a necromantic.
68. Well, SOMEONE rolled high during creation.
69. Are you a mimic? Because you’ve taken the shape of my heart’s desire.
70. Sorry I’m out of pick-up lines. I ran out of hit points.
71. Your beauty is deserving of masterful poetry – my meager words could never suffice!
72. Are you a gelatinous cube? Because you’ve engulfed my heart.
73. Are you a Beholder? Because I’d like to be holding you around my arm.
74. Your face is as welcome as light to day, as health to sick men.
75. Are you a druid? Because you’ve awakened the wild in my heart.
76. Is your name Deck of Illusions? Because you’ve made my dreams come true.
77. How much does a polar (owl)bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
78. I wish I was an Elf, because I doubt I’ll be able to sleep after seeing your smile.
79. Others to you are like glimmering stars compared to the full moon.
80. Your eyes are orbs of stars – they put the night sky to shame.
81. Is your name Dragon Hoard? Because you’re the treasure I’ve been seeking.
82. The sun never met the summer with more joy than I have met you.
83. Is your name Magic Missile? Because you always hit the bullseye of my heart.
84. You are the star I reach toward – I wear you in my heart
85. Are you a cleric, cause your beauty is divine.
86. The ocean is not more boundless than your favors!
87. I took great cleave, so feel free to bring a friend.
88. Is your name Tiamat? Because you’ve got five heads, and they all look lovely.
89. Are you a barbarian? Because you’ve unleashed the beast in my heart.
