Are you looking for a way to show your wit and charm to the person you are interested in? If so, you might need to use the best funny, cheesy drum pick up lines. These lines can be used in various situations, from casual conversations to formal gatherings. Not only will they make your target laugh, but they will also show that you have a good sense of humour.
Now it’s time to start your smooth moves with these cleverly written lines to get the attention of the person you have your eyes on.
Drum Pick Up Lines
1. Hey baby, I’m a percussionist. I bang. Hard.
2. Hey babe, I can make you scream louder than my drum set.
3. Babe, you send me good vibes and my sticks so hard to break your drum.
4. Girl, your bass is perfect for my drum stick.
5. If I were a drum I’d let you bang me with your stick all night long.
6. Don’t your feet hurt after marching through my head all day?
7. Do you believe in love at first drum, or should we bang again?
8. We are drums. We’re too classy to blow, but really know how to bang.
9. Be my drum and I’ll bang you with my stick tonight.
10. Girl, did you steal my drum stick? Because my heart missed a beat when I saw you.
11. I’ll beat that ass like a drum and leave you swimming in cum.
12. Girl, you have stolen my drum stick, because you are hard to beat.
13. If you join this drum circle you’re sure to get a good bang.
14. Do you know me, baby? Because I definitely marimba you.
15. You must play drums, because you know how to make my heart go boom.
16. Do you like drum and bass? Cause you got me wanting 174 bangs per minutes.
17. We break stick not hearts and we can bang all night.
18. Hey girl, are you a snare drum because I want to carry you.
19. Is that your drumstick, or are you just happy to see me?
20. Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?
21. Honey, are you a drummer? Because you can make my heart skip a beat.
22. You’re a ternary, right? Because your form is lovely.
23. Are you the Master’s drums? Cause I can’t get you out of my head.
24. Is that a drumstick, or are you just happy to see me?
25. I will beat your a$$ like a Cherokee drum.
26. Are you a drummer? Because you know the beat of my heart.
27. Do me like your hand drum and bang me.
28. Girl, are you a drum? Because I got a stick in my hand to make love music with you.
29. I play drums; I have amazing stick control.
30. Hey girl are you a bass drum? Cause I’m tryna kick it.
31. Do you play the trumpet? You’re making me all horny.
32. You know what they say about drummers… They like to bang.
33. Do you like Vitas? Cause we can chum drum in my bedrum
34. Are you a drum because I want to tap that.
35. Hold my stick and we will bang in all different ways and tones.
36. Hey, so I play drums for a living if you want a good pound.
37. Are you the drum major? Cause I can’t take my eyes off you.
38. Quads. We can bang in four different tones.
39. Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
40. You’ve got my heart beating louder than a powwow drum right now.
41. Hey baby I play bass drum, so you know I could give you a deep bang.
42. Seeing your face causes my heart to beat in diddles.
43. Forget about drum rolls, how about we do bed sheets roll.
44. So you’re in drumline? Okay, then we can practice lst bass together.
45. Girl, I am a drummer, and I about to beat your bush with my drumsticks.
46. Are you a mallet player? Cause you’re giving me good vibes.
47. Girl are you a percussionist? Because I’ll bang you like a drum.
48. Like a good banging? Because I’m the best drummer around.
49. Save a drum, bang a drummer.
50. Hey girl are you a bass drum? Because I’m tryna kick it.
51. You have to feel my click internally, babe. I can’t always bang hard.
52. Baby, you’re a drummer? I can make your heart go offbeat.