55+ Funny Cucumber Puns That Are Really Cu-cumbersome

Cucumbers are made up of 96% water and contain no fat or cholesterol. It has many health benefits, such as it can help reduce blood pressure and lower cholesterol levels. They are a great source of Vitamin A, Vitamin C and potassium. Also, they are rich in antioxidants.

Below, we’ve compiled a list of Cucumber puns that are the best and most hilarious you’ll love. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.

Cucumber Puns

1. Black and white cucumbers.

2. The cutest vegetable you’ve ever seen.

3. I couldn’t get through. There was a cucum-barrier.

4. Cure-cumbers can heal anything.

5. A person who steals cucumbers is a cucum-burglar.

6. We bought a present for the club’s new-cumber.

7. I’m having a cucum-burger for lunch.

8. What you get when you cross a bird and a veggie.

9. Flying cucumber.

10. Happy cucum-birthday.

11. To get to the movies we had to line up in a queue-cumber.

12. My new two-door car looks like a cucumber. I’ll call it a coupe-cumber.

13. The cue-cumber will tell you when to move.

14. A gardener’s favorite luxury brand is Cucum-Burberry.

15. Cucumber’s favorite alcoholic beverage.

16. Cucum-park the car.

17. A square cucumber is a cube-cumber.

18. I’m a chef that specializes with cucumbers. They call me the cook-cumber.

19. When you wanna call a vegetable closer.

20. The only cucumber that can make others move is a scoot-cumber.

21. A cold cucumber is a cucum-brr.

22. You’re a cool-cumber.

23. Goo-cumbers have slime.

24. Cucum-barefoot? Here are some shoes.

25. There’s a new type of berry. The cucumber-ry.

26. You’re welcome to join our barbeque-cumber.

27. A train of cucumbers.

28. A cucumber with shades.

29. When a cucumber blows up, it’s a cucum-burst.

30. A cucumber that’s pretty pointy.

31. A vegetable that gives hints is a clue-cumber.

32. Brother from another farmer.

33. Professional pool playing cucumber.

34. A cucumber with wings is a cucum-bird.

35. Vegetables keep their money in a cucum-purse.

36. Soil that makes cucumbers grow faster in gardens is quick-cumber.

37. The only reasonable way to eat a cucumber.

38. I use cucumber weights at the gym. They call them cucum-barbells.

39. Cucum-borrow mine.

40. I’m traveling to Dubai to see the cucum-Burj Khalifa.

41. I like to put cucumber-rata cheese on bruschetta.

42. Putting thin needles in cucumbers is called acu-cumber.

43. The most difficult veggie to deal with

44. You’ll lose cucumbers in the cucum-Bermuda Triangle.

45. A poetic cucumber is a haiku-cumber.

46. Welcome to the crew-cumber.

47. I’m third in the queue-cumber.

48. That was spectacu-cumber.

49. Glue-cumbers can fix broken vegetables.

50. Thank you for your cucumber-ticipation.

51. Cucumber who cannot see clearly.

52. A cucumber with bad luck is a cursed-cumber.

53. It was a cucum-bargain.

54. The vegetable responsible for the most ships sunk

55. Let’s have a cucum-party to celebrate.

56. My favorite Mexican restaurant now offers cucumber-ritos.

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