If you are looking to spark laughter with wit, humor, and clever wordplay, than below, we’ve compiled the best cowboy pick up lines that will make the person laugh, blush, and maybe even fall head over heels. So dont wait and scroll down to take your pick up game to a whole new level.
Cowboy Pick Up Lines
1. Can I brand your heart with my love?
2. Are you a cactus? ‘Cause I find myself stuck on you.
3. Is your love like a rodeo? I’m up for the ride.
4. Roses are red. Mud is brown. Country music up. Tailgate down.
5. Apart from sexy, what do you do for a living?
6. Well hey there darlin, wanna see my lasso?
7. How about we ride into the sunset together?
8. You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle.
9. Before I met you, I was a lone ranger. Now, I want you to be my forever range.
10. Baby, are you the Sheriff? Cause I’m under arrest by your love.
11. I am cooking out so if you want some juicy sausage come on over.
12. Did you say hello, or am I destined to be alo-neigh forever?
13. No, it can’t be bought it’s something you’re born with. That’s what country is.
14. I may be a cowboy, but I can handle more than just a horse.
15. My love for you is like the plains, it’s endless.
16. Keep smilin’ like that, and you might just lasso my heart.
17. Do you have a map? Because I keep losing myself in your eyes, darlin’.
18. I must be a rodeo clown because I’m falling head-over-boots for you.
19. Hey baby I’ve got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.
20. You’re under arrest. For stealing my heart.
21. I must be a lasso because I’ve fallen for you.
22. Hope you’ve got a sweet tooth, because I’m all sugar and spice.
23. Did it hurt……when you fell off your horse?
24. Are you a ranch? Because you make my heart gallop with joy.
25. I’ll fall for you like a blind roofer.
26. Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
27. Hope you’re not a mirage, because my heart is parched for your love.
28. Is your name Lucky? Because I sure feel fortunate to have met you.
29. Oh, baby, when I’m around you I can’t think straight.
30. Are you a lasso? Because I’m all tied up in my feelings for you.
31. If beauty were a horse, you’d be a whole ranch.
32. Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot and I want s’more.
33. You’ve heard of wanted dead or alive. Well, I want you for heart stealin’.
34. Am I a cowboy? Because I can’t help but find my way to your heart.
35. I’d like to have a stable relationship with you.
36. You’re hotter than a tin roof in August.
37. How about a game of cowboys and feelin’ just fine.
38. Your smile must be a lasso because it’s just roped me in.
39. Ain’t nothing in the whole wide world like a Southern Girl.
40. I’m not a horse whisperer, but I sure can talk sweet nothings into your ear.
41. You’re hotter than asphalt on a summer day.
42. Seeing you is like finding a hidden treasure on a random trail.
43. How bout a cowboy dance? Cause honey, I can take you for a twirl.
44. Are you the wanted? Because I’ve been searching for you all my life.
45. Besides, the scenery would brighten considerably if you came along.
46. Is your dad a farmer? Because you sure grew up well.
47. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
48. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would kiss you in the barn.
49. Girl, you must’ve ridden bareback because you’ve surely taken the reins of my heart.
50. Are you a prairie? Because my heart roams freely when I’m with you.
51. Can you help me with my saddle? It seems to have fallen for you too.
52. Your eyes are worth at least 100 horses.