1. “A kitten is the delight of a household. All day long a comedy is played out by an incomparable actor.” ― Champfleury
2. “For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.” ― Anon
3. “The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.” ― Paula Poundstone
4. “Cats do not have to be shown how to have a good time, for they are unfailing ingenious in that respect.” ― James Mason
5. “The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat.” ― Jules Renard
6. “Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.” ― Mary Bly
7. “In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.” ― English Proverb
8. “Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.” ― W. L. George
9. “The only thing a cat worries about is what’s happening right now.” ― Lloyd Alexander
10. “It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.” ― Cynthia E. Varnado
11. “Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.” ― Anonymous
12. “The phrase ‘domestic cat’ is an oxymoron.” ― George Will
13. “Cats possess so many of the same qualities as some people that it is often hard to tell the people and the cats apart.” ― P.J. O’Rourke
14. “You can’t ever be a cat owner; in the best of cases it allows you to be their companion.” ― Harry Swanson
15. “Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.” ― James Herriot
16. “It is a very difficult task to earn a cat’s affection; they will be your friend if you feel that you are worthy of their friendship, but not your slave.” ― Théophile Gautier
17. “I’m not sure why I like cats so much. I mean, they’re really cute obviously. They are both wild and domestic at the same time.” ― Michael Showalter
18. “How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.” ― Robert A. Heinlein
19. “You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.” ― George Mikes
20. “A cat has beauty without vanity, strength without insolence, courage without ferocity, all the virtues of man without his vices.” ― Lord Byron
21. “Time spent with cats is never wasted.” ― Sigmund Freud
22. “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” ― Robert A. Heinlein
23. “If a cat spoke, it would say things like ‘Hey, I don’t see the problem here.” ― Roy Blount Jr.
24. “Dogs look at us as their gods, horses as their peers, but the cats look to us as their subjects.” ― Winston Churchill
25. “Cats have an absolute emotional honesty; humans, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but the cat, does not.” ― Ernest Hemingway
26. “A meow massages the heart.” ― Stuart McMillan
27. “You can not look at a sleeping cat and feel tense.” ― Jane Pauley
28. “Meow is like aloha – it can mean anything.” ― Hank Ketchum
29. “A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.” ― Mason Cooley
30. “Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.” ― Joseph Wood Krutch
31. “Cats are mysterious; they have more on their mind that we could never imagine.” ― Walter Scott
32. “My relationships with my cats has saved me from a deadly, pervasive ignorance.” ― William S. Burroughs
33. “There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.” ― Albert Schweitzer
34. “Way down deep, we’re all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.” ― Jim Davis
35. “One cat just leads to another.” ― Ernest Hemingway
36. “Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.” ― Mason Cooley
37. “Just watching my cats can make me happy.” ― Paula Cole
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