Tea is a popular drink in many parts of the world, and it has been enjoyed for centuries. It can be found in many different flavours, colours and styles.
When we come to puns it’s a great way to add humour to your writing. But there are many tea puns, so it can be hard to choose the best one for you. Therefore, Here is a list of some of the most popular tea puns you’ll love. Scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.
Tea Puns
1. Let me give this a chai.
2. The reali-tea is I love a good brew.
3. It’s thirs-tea Thursday.
4. Can we all get oolong?
5. Hones-tea is the best policy.
6. Ahoy, ma-tea.
7. I love having a varie-tea of choices.
8. Par-tea time.
9. This party is totally tea-riffic.
10. Discussing tea can get heated.
11. According to Yoda, “Brew or brew not. There is no steep.”.
12. Do you think it is okay to STEEP together on the first date?
13. There was a recent celebration to help pay down the national debt, it was considered a tea party.
14. If at first you don’t suceed, chai, chai again.
15. Cowboys who love tea go on a kettle drive.
16. Feeling a bit of deja brew.
17. You’re tea-riffic.
18. The only way out is brew it.
19. I like to go tea extra mile.
20. Time to Par-tea.
21. You’re brew-tiful.
22. Smells like tea spirit.
23. Believe in your abili-teas.
24. Drinking tea, just gives me sereni-tea.
25. Tea: A hug in a cup.
26. Everything I brew, I brew it for you.
27. I need some moTEAvation.
28. Stay one steep ahead.
29. You have to admit these puns are quali-tea.
30. Live is full of possibiliTEA.
31. It’s been oolong time coming.
32. I’m thirs-tea.
33. Can’t we just all get oolong?
34. I like big mugs and I cannot lie.
35. No need to be sal-tea.
36. You’re so pret-tea.
37. This is tas-tea.
38. Mugs and kisses.
39. It’s no use crying over spilled tea, but it is just so sad.
40. I’m gonna love you oolong time.
41. The cost for a cup of tea is a bit steep.
42. Walk a chamomile in my shoes.
43. It’s time to get this par-TEA started! Right?
44. Love you so matcha.
45. She’s a chat-tea person.
46. This is an earl grey area.
47. You’ve had tea, now spill it.
48. I love to par-tea.
49. Can’t we all just get oolong.
50. The Communists will only drink herbal tea because proper-TEA is considered theft.
51. That drink was tea-licious.
52. Kettle down.
53. A dinosaur that drinks tea is a tea-rex.
54. Hipsters will only drink their tea iced because ice was waterway before it was cool.
55. Thanks for your loyal-tea.
56. The rallying cry of the tea drinker, “Fight for your right to par-TEA!”.
57. It wasn’t small. It was tea-ny.
58. Nice tea meet you.
59. Hello Beau-tea-ful.
60. Where there is tea, there is hope.
61. You’re a hot-tea.
62. Say something, don’t be chai.
63. If tea is the drink of love, then brew on.
64. Tea freak: Hit me with your best pot.
65. Snap back to reali-tea.
66. We need to be tea leafed (debriefed) on the situation.
67. It tasted min-tea.
68. You’re such a hot-tea.
69. You’re totally tea-riffic.
70. They treated us like royal-tea.
71. I believe in brew.
72. Tea is people. Basically everything is people.
73. She tends to break the ice very easily because she is exceptionally flirt-TEA.
74. This is tea-licious.
75. What a cu-tea.
76. I didn’t choose the mug life, the mug life chose me.
77. I’m oolong for the ride.
78. We’re a matcha made in heaven.
79. I tea leaf (believe) in you.
80. True love involves a teapot.
81. You’re such a cu-tea.
82. I’ve been waiting oolong, long time for this.
83. Fight for your right to par-tea.
84. You’re so naugh-tea.
85. I feel chemis-tea between us.
86. Chai something new.
87. This is quali-tea.
88. This cup is my proper-tea.
89. Varie-tea is the spice of life.
90. Let’s spend some quali-tea time together.
91. Don’t chai this at home.
92. Chinese tea take a very oolong time to brew.
93. I can be flir-tea.
94. Quit mean-muggin me.
95. He’s no matcha for me.
96. Because mornings are brew-tal.
97. I feel a sense of sereni-tea.
98. Don’t be sal-tea.
99. It’s nice tea meet you.
100. Kettle down, kettle down.
101. Some puns about tea are lukewarm.
102. It’s good to focus on creativi-tea.
103. Steep dreams.
104. It’s for your own safe-tea.
105. Bow down to royal-tea.
106. Move oolong.
107. This tea is so tas-tea.
108. God said, “Let them brew tea”, and, then there was tea.
109. Move oolong, nothing to tea here.
110. It’s the reali-tea of it.
111. It’s good to have positivi-tea.
112. I’m having deja brew.
113. Defense lawyers are only afraid of one particular type of tea, the GUILT-TEA.
114. We love enjoying blends, with benefits.
115. When I find myself in hot water, I have to bag it.
116. We are a matcha made in heaven.
117. You’re my bes-tea.
118. Feeling tired enough to go to steep.
119. You are my cup of tea.
120. Just brew it.
121. Let’s chai this again.
122. You’re the best tea-cher, you definitely know hot to mul-tea-task.
123. I’ll chai again tomorrow.
124. shades of Earl Grey.
125. This is so tea-dious.
126. I believe I can chai.
127. Have a cup of positivi-tea.
128. I love finding new productivi-tea tools.
129. You’re so brew-tiful.
130. This drink is tea-licious.
131. Give the princess a tea-ara.
132. You’re such a teas (tease).
133. We stay grounded, thanks to gravi-tea.
134. You’re safe! What a tea leaf! (relief).
135. Don’t kettle for second best.
136. Sweet dreams are made of tea.
137. One steep forward, two steeps back.
138. People who drink a lot of tea each day tend to be on the chat-TEA side.
139. Hello, is it tea, you’re looking for?
140. Steep Dreaming.
141. She’s so feis-tea.
142. I’ll love you for eterni-tea.
143. It’s mis-tea outside.
144. Why the oolong face?
145. I’m so happy we are best-teas.
146. I’ll just have one tea-ny tiny cup.
147. Oolong live the queen.
148. I’m so tired, I want to go to steep.
149. I love gossip it make the tea piping hot.
150. The best dinosaur is definitely the Tea-rex.
151. Let’s get this par-tea started.
152. It really is a serious problem if tea can’t fix it.
153. Have a tea-riffic day.
154. You’re mug-nificent.
155. I wouldn’t stop making these puns for all the tea in China.
156. It’s a brew-tea-ful day.
157. Are you even aware that four of the last five Presidents were all left-tea.
158. Use your creativi-tea.
159. Brew can do it.
160. Sip sip hooray.
161. Sometimes I’m great at multi-tea-tasking.
162. Fishermen will often drink tea in the more to make them more salt-TEA.
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