95 Bowling Puns That Will Bowl You Over

Since people have always been interested in playing games, there are many different types of games that are played. Hence, bowling is one of the most popular games played by people all over the world. And it can be played by anyone and it doesn’t require any type of skill or knowledge to play.

It can be played indoors or outdoors, which makes it an excellent choice for a wide variety of different weather conditions. This game has been around for hundreds of years, and it has never gone out of style.

If you’re ready for a good laugh, here we’ve discovered some of the best and most hilarious Bowling puns you’ll love. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.

Bowling Puns

1. Bowling is fun in your spare time.

2. The bowling alley took a long time to open, but we finally got the ball rolling.

3. If the tap fits, wear it.

4. Old aches and lanes.

5. Try it, you’ll strike it.

6. Take it with a lane of salt.

7. This is my bread and gutter.

8. It’s not how you bowl, it’s how you roll.

9. Bowling is a sport for people who have the talent to spare.

10. It’s never a good time to clean the gutters.

11. Bowlers always have time to spare.

12. Keep a skid on it.

13. It was gutter perfection.

14. Rock and bowl.

15. Cream always rises to the tap.

16. Guttering under your breath.

17. You’re right up my alley.

18. You’re adora-bowl.

19. Lean, mean, bowling machine.

20. You could have heard a pin drop.

21. Go headfirst. Don’t runway.

22. You’re unforgetta-bowl.

23. Please spare me.

24. Let the good times sole.

25. Let’s take our skids bowling.

26. Laces to go, laces to see.

27. My favorite sport must be bowling because I always strike out with the ladies/men.

28. The bowling pins wanted a raise. So, they went on strike.

29. Do bowlers ever have time to spare?

30. If you don’t get a strike, spare me.

31. Never bowl with a mathematician. They always find X’s.

32. It was sym-bowl-ic.

33. Spinner and a movie.

34. Shut up and bowl.

35. Skid I do that?

36. Blow the skid off.

37. Bowlers keep their minds out of the gutter.

38. That ship has railed.

39. strikes and you’re perfect.

40. I gutter a nice gift for our anniversary.

41. Let’s not say we skid.

42. I gutter a great present.

43. Get the ball bowling.

44. Pins as needles.

45. Bowling is a sport for people with talent to spare.

46. A sparrow escape.

47. Bright as a new tenpin.

48. Let the pins fall where they may.

49. Gutter perfection.

50. A messy, guttered room.

51. That’s the spare-t.

52. Every bowling center should have a house pro.

53. Going laces.

54. Bowling thunder and lightning strikes.

55. A lane in the neck.

56. Leave no pin standing.

57. I love you a bowl lot.

58. Alley did was bowl.

59. Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.

60. Let’s call the sole thing off.

61. I skid you not.

62. A gutter ball can be called an alley oops.

63. You’re so lika-bowl.

64. strikes in a row? Impossi-bowl.

65. You’re a bowl-d person.

66. They’re sole-ing like hotcakes.

67. Bowlers never die, they just end up in the gutter.

68. Let’s pin down the break point.

69. You look impecca-bowl.

70. Take it one pin at a time.

71. Bowling is right up my alley.

72. Spinner takes all.

73. Let’s rock and bowl.

74. Spinner peace.

75. Playing catch & throwing strikes.

76. I’m not skidding around.

77. I’m not skidding. It’s true.

78. You strike me as a fun person.

79. It’s right up my alley.

80. I’m a bowling pin, even when I fall I’ll always stand back up.

81. Be o-pin to new things.

82. It wasn’t even close. It was a bowl out.

83. It doesn’t ring a bowl.

84. Bowlers and Thanksgiving both want a turkey.

85. I’m at my pit’s end.

86. Keep calm and bowl on.

87. Bowling your eyes out.

88. I never skid that.

89. Eat, sleep, bowl.

90. Go against the lane.

91. No smoking: just a Lucky Strike.

92. Split happens.

93. Tap of the iceberg.

94. Pit is the end.

95. That’s how we roll.

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