If you want to spark laughter with wit, humor, and clever wordplay, then below, we’ve compiled the worst and bad pick up lines that will make the person laugh, blush, and maybe even fall head over heels. So dont wait and scroll down to take your pick up game to a whole new level.
Worst Pick Up Lines
1. “Did we go to school together? I swear we had chemistry.”
2. “Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!”
3. “Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”
4. “I hope you know CPR because you are taking my breath away.”
5. “Hey girl, are you a beaver? ‘Cause damn!”
6. “Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?”
7. “You’re so fine, you made me forget my pickup line.”
8. “Do you know how much you mean to me? Because I can’t imagine my life without you.”
9. “Do you know what’s better than a rainbow? Your vibrant personality.”
10. “If I were a song, would you dance to my rhythm?”
11. “If I were a dance, would you be my partner?”
12. “If you were words on a page you’d be the fine print.”
13. “Someone told me you’re a storyteller. Can I be your favorite tale?”
14. “I’ll be your loyal sidekick, ready to embark on adventures with you.”
15. “You’re like a shooting star—rare and mesmerizing.”
16. “Can I be the one who brings a smile to your face every day?”
17. “I heard you’re a romantic at heart. How about we write our love story together?”
18. “Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I’ve found his missing angel.”
19. “Wanna touch my shirt? It’s made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.”
20. “You remind me of the 21 letters in the alphabet. Oh, sorry, I forgot U R A Q T.”
21. “Hey, are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest and I’d love to invest in us.”
22. “Hey, are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I can’t resist getting closer.”
23. “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.”
24. “You’re like a fine wine, getting better with time.”
25. “I heard you’re a traveler. How about we journey through life together?”
26. “Are we in a garden? ‘Cause every time I’m with you, I feel like I’m blooming.”
27. “You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms”
28. “Do you know what’s irresistible? Your charm.”
29. “If I were a poem, would you be the verses that flow from my pen?”
30. “Are you a dream? Because being with you feels too perfect to be real.”
31. “Are you a magician? Because whenever you’re near, everything feels magical.”
32. “Hey, I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.”
33. “Could you be a dictionary? Because you’re adding meaning to my life.”
34. “This place feels like a fairytale with you as the prince/princess by my side.”
35. “I bet my number sounds nicer than yours. Wanna hear it?”
36. “Are we in a cafe? ‘Cause every time I’m with you, I feel alive.”
37. “Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.”
38. “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
39. “I seem to have lost my number—can I have yours?”
40. “I heard you’re an artist. Care to sketch our future together?”
41. “Are we in a movie? ‘Cause every time I see you, it feels like a romantic scene.”
42. “We’re not socks but I think we’d make a great pair.”
43. “Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams”
44. “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see.”
45. “Are we in a museum? ‘Cause every time I see you, I’m in awe.”
46. “Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?”
47. “My phone’s broken, it doesn’t have your number in it.”
48. “Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.”
49. “I have 4 percent battery remaining. I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely?”
50. “I think you are the key to unlocking the happiness I’ve been searching for.”
51. “This place feels like paradise with you by my side.”
52. “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together.”
53. “Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?”
54. “Are you a banana? Because you are very appealing.”
55. “People say love is a journey, and with you, I want to travel the world.”
56. “When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?”
57. “Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?”
58. “Just wondering…if you’re here, who’s running heaven?”
59. “They say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth, but clearly they’ve never stood next to you.”
60. “I’ll be your favorite song, playing on repeat in your mind.”
61. “My phone buzzes with excitement whenever I receive a notification from you.”
62. “Are you a loan? Because you’ve got my interest.”
63. “Would you be interested in being the protagonist of my love story?”
64. “My smile lights up when I see you because you’re the reason for my happiness.”
65. “Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.”
66. “When you smile, it’s like a melody that plays on repeat in my mind.”
67. “I think you might be lacking some Vitamin Me.”
68. “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”
69. “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see.”
70. “Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!”
71. “Are we in a library? ‘Cause every time I’m near you, I feel like I’m surrounded by magic.”
72. “Can I get a pic of you? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.”
73. “If I were a star, would you be my sky?”
74. “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
75. “Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.”
76. “If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?”
77. “Someone told me you’re an expert at stealing hearts. Consider mine stolen.”
78. “Do you know what’s sweeter than candy? Your smile.”
79. “I wish I could make all your dreams come true, just like you’ve done for mine.”
80. “Are you a keyboard? Because you might just be my type.”
81. “Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material.”
82. “Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.”
83. “I wish I could freeze time just to spend more moments with you.”
84. “Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!”
85. “If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair.”
86. “Someone told me you’re a work of art. Mind if I admire you from up close?”
87. “Are you a shooting star? Because you’ve lit up my life with your presence.”
88. “I wish I could make every moment with you as memorable as a perfect summer day.”
89. “If I were a baker, you’d be the icing on my cake.”
90. “I think you are the missing piece to complete the puzzle of my heart.”
91. “Are we in a fairytale? ‘Cause being with you feels like a dream come true.”
92. “Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.”
93. “Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.”
94. “Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.”
95. “Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?”
96. “I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?”
97. “Damn, girl, is your name Wifi? Because I’m feeling a connection.”
98. “Hey, how was heaven when you left it?”
99. “Do you know what’s mesmerizing? Your touch.”
100. “If world beauty was measured by your smile, we’d be living in paradise.”
101. “I think I saw you on Spotify, you were listed as the hottest single.”
102. “I think your number will be safer in my phone than in your head.”
103. “People say love is rare, but with you, it feels like the most natural thing in the world.”
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