Top 87 Worst Pick Up Lines

If you want to spark laughter with wit, humor, and clever wordplay, then below, we’ve compiled the worst and bad pick up lines that will make the person laugh, blush, and maybe even fall head over heels. So dont wait and scroll down to take your pick up game to a whole new level.

Worst Pick Up Lines

1. Damn, girl, is your name Wifi? Because I’m feeling a connection.

2. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.

3. Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.

4. I have 4 percent battery remaining. I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely?

5. If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

6. Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.

7. If I were a cat, I’d spend all my nine lives with you.

8. Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.

9. Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.

10. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a CUTEcumber.

11. Can I be the wax to your candle?

12. Are you scared of ghosts? Yeah, me too – boooooooo.

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14. Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot and I want s’more.

15. Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea.

16. If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

17. Are those space pants? Because your ass is outta control.

18. If you were a booger, I’d pick you.

19. Wanna share your side of the bed tonight?

20. Baby, you’re the next contestant in the game of love.

21. Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

22. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

23. Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re soda-licious!

24. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

25. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

26. You must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational around you.

27. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

28. Hey girl, are you a beaver? ‘Cause damn.

29. What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

30. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

31. I will give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, you can return it.

32. Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.

33. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

34. I couldn’t help noticing that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

35. Hey, baby. Want a raisin? Sorry, none left. Perhaps a date then?

36. I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is.

37. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

38. You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

39. I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.

40. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

41. Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.

42. I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

43. As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

44. Can I get a pic of you? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.

45. Hey, you owe me a drink! Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

46. If you were a triangle you’d be an acute one

47. It’s handy that I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.

48. I’m not trying to get in your pants. I just want to invest in them.

49. Hey, girl. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because we have a connection.

50. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.

51. Do you have a bandage? Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

52. Do you drink milk? It sure did your body good.

53. Do you work at Subway? ‘Cause you just gave me a foot-long.

54. My doctor told me I’m missing vitamin U. Can you help me?

55. You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

56. I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

57. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

58. OK, I’m here. What do you want for your next wish?

59. You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.

60. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

61. Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.

62. Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.

63. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see.

64. Go on; feel my jacket. It’s made of boyfriend material.

65. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

66. Something must be wrong with my phone…it doesn’t have your number in it.

67. If you were a fruit you’d be a fine-apple

68. Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.

69. I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?34. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me instead?

70. You seem like the kinda girl who’s heard every line in the book. So what’s one more?

71. Do you play Nintendo? Because I think Wii look good together.

72. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

73. I’m a nice guy…so I’ll let you finish first.

74. Hey, girl. Are you German? ‘Cause I wanna be Ger-man.

75. You remind me of the 21 letters in the alphabet. Oh, sorry, I forgot U R A Q T.

76. Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good.

77. Excuse me. I think you have something in your eye. Never mind, it’s just a sparkle.

78. Do you like pancakes? Well how about IHOP on that ass.

79. Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?

80. Can you take off your clothes so I can see where you hide your angel wings?

81. Want to go half on a baby?

82. Was your mother a beaver? ‘Cause damn.

83. Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.

84. Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a-cutie.

85. Did you just fart? Because you blow me away.

86. Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material.

87. On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.

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