53 Funny Bacon Puns That Are Hilarious to Read

Bacon is a popular food item in the world. The reason for the popularity of bacon is that it is not only delicious but also nutritious. It contains a lot of protein, an essential nutrient for the human body.

Below, we’ve compiled a list of Bacon puns that are the best and most hilarious you’ll love. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.

Funny Bacon Puns

1. The bacon monster is called Franken-swine.

2. Be kind. Don’t bacon-descending.

3. I like to eat bacon and watch Jurassic Pork.

4. Barium, cobalt, and nitrogen make a delicious breakfast. BaCoN.

5. I’m bacon my way downtown.

6. He’ll bacon-fessing in front of everyone.

7. Did you hear about the sick bacon? It was cured.

8. You have to bacon-cious about it.

9. I’m trying to bacon-structive.

10. A person who steals bacons is called a ham-bugler.

11. I saw a bunch of bacon-filled vans in the porking lot.

12. I can bacon-cerned about it.

13. Don’t go bacon my heart.

14. Did you hear about the bacon who was sick? He was cured.

15. Isn’t it odd that we bake cookies, but we cook bacon.

16. I’m bac-on the road again.

17. Bacon in the sun.

18. Bacon-siderate… share your bacon.

19. I tried some bacon in Southern Europe. It had a lot more Greece in it.

20. I’m so crazy about you, you’re bacon my heart melt.

21. The pig went into the kitchen because he felt like bacon.

22. You’re bacon the agreement.

23. Isn’t it weird that we bake cookies, and cook bacon?

24. My favorite business would bacon-struction.

25. You’re my bae-con.

26. I couldn’t go bacon you, even if I fried.

27. Bacon with every meal? Pork yeah.

28. Nobody wants to play ball with the pig. He always hogs the ball.

29. You can’t do that! You’re bacon all the rules.

30. A bacon thief is also called a ham-burglar.

31. Wouldn’t that bacon-tradicting?

32. I couldn’t if I fried.

33. Get out of the way or bacon-sumed.

34. The pig was so ham-fisted that it couldn’t tie its own shoe races.

35. The only celebrity who smells the best is Kevin Bacon.

36. Do you find it strange that we bake cookies and cook bacon?

37. You’re a bacon of hope.

38. All the vehicles carrying bacon had a reserved porking lot.

39. The pig decided to go to the kitchen. He felt like bacon.

40. All of the vans carrying bacon had a reserved porking lot.

41. You’ll always be my bae-con.

42. The opposite of take-and-bake is bacon-take.

43. Even if Ein-Swine tried to convince me to eat bacon, I couldn’t do it.

44. Your’re bacon me crazy.

45. Bacon-fident and fearless.

46. Always ba-con-siderate and share your bacon.

47. Pigs can’t sunbathe, they’ll be bacon in the heat.

48. You’re bacon me crazy.

49. It’ll bacon-secutive shifts.

50. I’m bacon a pie.

51. I chose the road of bacon, and that has made all the difference.

52. I always make sure my bacon is real. I like it to be genuswine.

53. A pig that is wrong is not dumb, but rather mistaken bacon.

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