Using an American football pick up line can be the perfect way to show someone that you are interested in them. Not only do they demonstrate your knowledge and appreciation of the sport, but they also give you a unique opportunity to make an impression on someone.
With the right line, you can show your personality and charm in a way that will get their attention and make them want to get to know you better.
So if you are looking for a romantic way to start a conversation with the person you like or want to make them smile, these hot and cheesy American football pick up lines will make an impression that they won’t forget. So go ahead and impress with your smooth moves.
American Football Pick Up Lines
1. Babe, Why don’t we start a new relationship tonight?
2. I would love some head-to-head contact with you tonight.
3. Hey, Are you a football player? We can dive in bed together any time.
4. Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
5. I bet that you know what the 49ers and I have in common? Yes D
6. Are you David Beckham? Because I’d bend for you.
7. I’m sending you off for improper conduct.
8. They call me the World Playa’ of the Year.
9. I’m the best at sex with girls in the whole NFL.
10. Can I be one of the men in your box?
11. Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
12. I like Ronaldo, But I’d like to get Messi.
13. Are you a player? Want to play with me?
14. Don’t Worry, Baby; I Won’t Bite; I just play with you.
15. I won’t give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
16. It must suck not being able to use your hands like how you would use your hands on me
17. I know that You’re so hot, I’d let you penetrate my defense.
18. Oh, my girl! Can I use a Packer’s line right now? But it’s just too cheesy.
19. Consider this your two-minute warning… before I kiss you.
20. I’d love to score a touchdown in your end zone, darling.
21. I’m at my best during overtime.
22. I want to play football with you.
23. I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
24. I’ll be kicking myself if I don’t get to know you better.
25. Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
26. I admire your penalty box and would like to visit it.
27. At Tight End: I think he’s suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
28. Do you play soccer? Because I think I’m gonna score tonight.
29. If you were a soccer ball, I’d never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
30. Get out of here; I’m going to report you for misbehaving.
31. At Running Back: Is his face on the McDonalds menu? Cause I’m lovin it.
32. Hey gorgeous! Are you a Titans fan? Because you are the only Ten I see.
33. I would definitely like to kick off something new with you.
34. Hey, you have a good pair of football in your back
35. I stick to my rule; I’ve never made an incomplete pass before, and I don’t expect you to be the first.
36. Everything that he’s able to do with his legs…is awesome.
37. I’d like to get inside your penalty box.
38. Ever wondered why people call me the shooter?
39. I’ll be gentle with you. Can we try some man-to-woman coverage tonight instead of zone defense?
40. My name must be Ashley Young, because I’m falling for you.
41. Just to let you know, I’m a pretty great catch.
42. Did you know you look good in short pants?
43. Darling, You’ve intercepted my heart.
44. I promise I won’t call a foul if you try to tackle me.
45. I’d love to touchdown in your end zone.
46. At Running Back: If he was a fart I would hold him in so I wouldn’t have to let him go.
47. Meet me on the football ground, I will propose to you.
48. I’d like to get inside your penalty box.
49. Are you Suarez? Cause I’ll let you bite me all night.
50. Come on, let’s play a game where we can both scream, moan, and writhe around on the ground.
51. Baby, I always go to extra time.
52. I’m going to go for two after I score.
53. Can you be Zidane tonight? Because I want some head.
54. Oh, sexy! I wish I could see you playing football because I’ll live to see your back in vibration.
55. I don’t know much about football, but I know that my fantasy football team includes you.
56. I love two football on your body.
57. I like football; how about you make like the Patriots and deflate these balls.
58. Hello, are you lost? Can I know where you live and what your number is?
59. I bet your Name Joe Cause you’ve won my Hart.
60. I specialise in scoring screamers.
61. Are you Messi? Cause I am dribbling all over you.
62. You’re more interesting than the World Cup, in my opinion.
63. Will you marry me? I want to make a football team with our children.
64. You’ve got a great end zone.
65. I’ve proven to a lot of people that size doesn’t matter. Tonight it’s your turn.
66. If you don’t want to score, you can only play with the ball.
67. If you are not asking me out soon, do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
68. At Kicker: Whoever said Disney was the happiest place on earth hasn’t been in his pants.
69. Do you play football? Because you’ve got a round ass.
70. Hey, pro! Good game; you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
71. You’ve intercepted my heart.
72. I Want to Put a Ring Bigger Than One of Nick Saban’s on Your Finger
73. I’d use a Packer’s line right now, but it’s just too cheesy.
74. I’d love to touchdown in your end zone.
75. I See You Heart Is Going Back to Pass…Interception.
76. Hey gorgeous, I bet your name is Vincent? Because I need your game.
77. You’ve got a great end zone.
78. Can I get your jersey? (What?) You know your name and number.
79. At Quarterback: Does he have a shovel in his back pocket cause I’m digging that ass.
80. I think you’re a keeper.
81. How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?
82. I’m definitely (touch)down to hang out if you are.
83. Are you an eligible receiver… of my phone number?
84. Wanna see my world cup in action?
85. You’ve intercepted my heart.
86. I thought you would ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
87. Hello there, babe! Do you want to be my recipient for the evening?
88. Do you know what the 49ers and I have in common? Good D
89. You’re interesting than the World Cup.
90. Wanna be my receiver tonight?
91. Oh, girl, I promise I won’t give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
92. I’ve never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won’t be my first.
93. I’m telling you that, Consider this your two-minute warning…Before I hug you.
94. Hello, do you know I’m part of a soccer team? If you play with me, hopefully, I score tonight.
95. Are you a football player? Because I’d bend for you.
96. I’d Love to See Your Backfield in Motion
97. Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?
98. Babe, If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
99. Instead of zone defense, can we try some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
100. I wish you were on the football team because I’d love to see your backfield in motion.
101. Hey girl! I specialize in scoring screamers.
102. At Running Back: Call me an archaeologist. Because he’s got a large bone I want to examine.
103. I want to ride you until your legs give out.
104. I think that you are an eligible receiver…Of my heart.
105. You’re Hotter Than the 2022 World Cup in Qatar.
106. You are good in-game! I think you’re a keeper.
107. I’m guessing you’re wearing a jersey, so I don’t have to ask for your name or number.
108. If you are interested, How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?
109. Forget pigskin — I’d rather get my hands on your skin.
110. I’m feeling cold. Can I get your jersey?
111. I love football, well! Do you prefer two-hand touch or full contact?
112. I definitely plan to go for two after I score.
113. I bet you play football, because you’re a keeper
114. Hey, baby, I’ll let you bite me for the rest of the night. I can show you how to handle balls if you like to play.
115. Are you a Titans fan? Because you are the only Ten I see
116. I love to play football in my bed with just two players.
117. Girl I block out all outside noise when I get behind center.
118. If you were a pair of Nike sneakers id be in and outta you all day.
119. Just wondering, are you an eligible receiver… of my phone number?”
120. I specialize in scoring screamers.
121. Your Hands Are Softer Than Calvin Johnson’s.
122. Oh Baby, if you want me, I always go for extra time.
123. I’m sending you off for improper conduct.
124. Do you want to experience the Hand of God?
125. Want to warm my bench?
126. I love your game Because you’ve got a tight end.
127. Let’s scream and moan and writhe around on the ground together.
128. Don’t worry, handballs are allowed on my pitch.
129. Want to go on a date? My schedule is wide open.
130. And off, I’m sending you off for improper conduct.
131. I like your Patriots jersey, but I bet it’d look even better on my bedroom floor.
132. Let’s play a football game with me, but You’re allowed to use your hands in this game.
133. If I were the NFL, you’d be my first overall draft pick.
134. Is your name Arjen? Because you’re Robben my heart.
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