We rounded up some of the most famous and witty quotes by highly acclaimed authors, leaders, actors & more today. These clever lines with a little bit of sass will surely tickle your funny bone.
These humorous quotes are sure to answer all your problems that you have been facing day in and out.
35 Inspirational Witty Quotes On Success
1. “Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.” ― Confucius
2. “Dreams have only one owner at a time. That’s why dreamers are lonely.” ― Erma Bombeck
3. “Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.” ― William James
4. “Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.” ― Confucius
5. “If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.” ― Mark Twain
6. “Action will destroy your procrastination.” ― Og Mandino
7. “Don’t be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson
8. “To improve is to change. To be perfect is to change often.” ― Winston Churchill
9. “Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no fibs.” ― Oliver Goldsmith
10. “A person with a sharp tongue will eventually cut themselves.” ― J. Robson Koenig
11. “Playing it safe is the riskiest choice we can ever make.” ― Sarah Ban Breathnach
12. “Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece.” ― Ralph Charell
13. “Arguing with a fool proves there are two.” ― Doris M. Smith
14. “We tend to get what we expect.” ― Norman Vincent Peale
15. “The only way to have a friend is to be one.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson
16. “All progress has resulted from people who took unpopular positions.” ― Adlai E. Stevenson
17. “A person is wise if he listens to millions of advice and doesn’t implement any of it.” ― Michael Bassey Johnson
18. “An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson
19. “And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.” ― Abraham Lincoln
20. “The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it’s the same problem you had last year.” ― John Foster Dulles
21. “You can’t build a reputation on what you’re going to do.” ― Henry Ford
22. “Dreams don’t work unless you do.” ― John C. Maxwell
23. “The important thing to remember is not to forget.” ― Benny Bellamacina
24. “Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.” ― William Shakespeare
25. “By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” ― Robert Frost
26. “The highest form of ignorance is when you reject something you don’t know anything about.” ― Wayne Dyer
27. “The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool.” ― Richard P. Feynman
28. “Pretending to care what men think is an art. It takes moments to learn, but lifetimes to master. I’d like to believe I’m an expert.” ― Dennis Sharpe
29. “A witty saying proves nothing.” ― Voltaire
30. “A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being ‘frank’.” ― Robert Heinlein
31. “The world hates change yet it is the only thing that has brought progress.” ― Charles F. Kettering
32. “A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.” ― Ljupka Cvetanova
33. “A word of kindness is seldom spoken in vain, while witty sayings are as easily lost as the pearls slipping from a broken string.” ― George Dennison Prentice
34. “Action will destroy your procrastination.” ― Og Mandino
35. “Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.” ― Confucius
