113 TV Shows Pick Up Lines

If you have a crush on someone who is addicted to watching TV shows and you want to break the ice in conversations with them, then using pick up lines on tv shows will help you to flirt or impress the person causes the pick-up line, you might even get a date out of it. Sounds fantastic, right? so dont wait now and use these lines on your crush on someone who loves to watch TV and show your interest in that person.

TV Shows Pick Up Lines

1. I’d like to love you until un-death do us part. (The Walking Dead)

2. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will do you. (Firefly)

3. You have heartbreak and I have hostility. Let’s take the day off and play hooky. (Hart of Dixie)

4. I want you to be part of my life. (White Collar)

5. Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror (30 Rock)

6. Are you a good cuddler? I might let you join my team. (Leverage)

7. Don’t leave. Everybody leaves. (Gossip Girl)

8. I love you almost as much as I love television 30 Rock)

9. You must be Pestilence, ‘cause you’ve infected me. (Supernatural)

10. Joan, let’s make a pact, OK? If we’re both still single in an hour, let’s get married. (Park and Recreation)

11. We can sandwich toast to orgasms. – Red Orange is the New Black)

12. You all that and a bag of chips. (Fresh Prince of Bel-Air)

13. I just hope my next fake girlfriend isn’t so bossy. (Hart of Dixie)

14. Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself. (30 Rock)

15. Ouch. My tooth hurts..it’s because you’re so sweet. (Duck Dynasty)

16. Let’s work on our night cheese together 30 Rock)

17. You f***ing tickle me. – Nicky (Orange is the New Black)

18. Let’s take some revenge out on these sheets. (Revenge)

19. I am a leaf on the wind… in bed Firefly)

20. Hehe. You give me like…a boner or something. Yeah. Hehe. A boner. (Beavis & Butt-head)

21. I want to use my coupons for free hugs on you. (Modern Family)

22. I need your help to polish my gun. (Person of Interest)

23. Wanna get in? I’d love to give you a ride. (Gossip Girl)

24. your love makes me feel like my heart trying to hug my brain (30 Rock)

25. Looking for your happy ending? Let me show you the way. (Happy Endings)

26. Are you Eliot Spencer? Can you help me retrieve my heart? (Leverage)

27. Your ass haunts me. – Caputo (Orange is the New Black)

28. I’m a real good sex person. (30 Rock)

29. I don’t wanna blink, ’cause I’m afraid to miss even a second of your cuteness. (That ’70s Show)

30. You must be the yellow-eyed demon because you’re my obsession. (Supernatural)

31. I’m feeling some sapphic vibes coming off you. (Orange is the New Black)

32. I’m digging your body, but what really turns me on are your brainssssss. (The Walking Dead)

33. I like to watch. Do you? (Person of Interest)

34. No power in the ‘Verse can stop me… in bed. (Firefly)

35. A no sex pact. I have one of those with every woman in America. (Friends)

36. Flute-playing enhances my finger dexterity. (30 Rock)

37. I like the shape of your ears. (Orange is the New Black)

38. I’m a sucker for surveillance. Would you like to join me? (Person of Interest)

39. That ass. Have Mercy. (Full House)

40. I’m like a ship without a port. (Hart of Dixie)

41. Plus, I don’t have any early classes so we can sleep in Fresh Prince of Bel-Air)

42. I always wear my special hat in bed. (30 Rock)

43. I’m not a stop along the way. I’m a destination. (Gossip Girl)

44. I might be having feelings. Like weird, weird feelings for pretzels. (Leverage)

45. Is that a stair car in your pants or are you happy to see me? (Arrested Development)

46. Hey girl, let’s go to the deer blind. (Duck Dynasty)

47. I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is more of what you’ve got, baby. (Private Practice)

48. You’re sweeter than an ice planet. (Firefly)

49. I see you’re into anarchy. I’d love to get wild with you. (Sons of Anarchy)

50. I like your sweater…it’s soft. – Piper Orange is the New Black)

51. Hey, did you used to be a demon? Cuz that’s hot. (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

52. I may shoot to kill, but I’d miss you. (Person of Interest)

53. Can I be any more interested? (Friends)

54. No sex for you. I mean..Yes, sex for you. (Seinfeld)

55. Are you a phoenix? ‘Cause baby you’re burning me up. (Supernatural)

56. Why do you have to throw a wet blanket on my dreams? (Modern Family)

57. Are you cold? Wanna borrow my Browncoat? (Firefly)

58. Yes I am a hunter, and it’s you season. (Park and Recreation)

59. Let’s park and get some recreation going. (Park and Recreation)

60. You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room. (Leverage)

61. Go home. Go home. Go home. With me. (Family Matters)

62. Check out my sweet buns. (30 Rock)

63. You’re hotter than a ceiling fire. (Supernatural)

64. Let’s role play tonight. You play me and I’ll play you. (Revenge)

65. I’m giving you my cold face. Hardcore, right? (Hart of Dixie)

66. Are you a slayer because you sure are my chosen one. (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

67. Can I show you my Long Island? (Revenge)

68. Let’s get together and test the Big Bang Theory. (The Big Bang Theory)

69. Haven’t you heard? I’m the crazy bitch around here. (Gossip Girl)

70. Whatever your real name is I will love you. (Leverage)

71. Do you want some of my hot dog? (Person of Interest)

72. You will enjoy my special tea ceremony. (Firefly)

73. Meat should never be used as an adjective. (Leverage)

74. I don’t let anything get in the way of what I want. And I want you. (Revenge)

75. I heard this place sells coffee. Maybe you and I could get one sometime, if you want. (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

76. I’m a very private person. Care to be something I’ll never tell a soul about? (Person of Interest)

77. Would you like to stroke my gun? Her name is vera. (Firefly)

78. No tea in this dress shop? What are you going to do?.. Put me in dress jail? (Duck Dynasty)

79. I think we should go out on a real date. (Hart of Dixie)

80. They call me toofer because I’m both black and great in bed. (30 Rock)

81. Let’s get out of here and go all Chuck and Blair in the back of the limo. (Gossip Girl)

82. I’ll be in my bunk. Wanna come with? (Firefly)

83. Darling, you’re on fire. Like doughnut grease. (Duck Dynasty)

84. I’ll follow you through a revolution and back. (Firefly)

85. You’re like the girl of my dreams and the girl I made on my computer all in one. (Hart of Dixie)

86. If you’re too good for 99 percent of guys, that’s cool, because I’m a one-percenter. (Sons of Anarchy)

87. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal in bed. (Firefly)

88. C’mon man, just take ’em off, just take ’em off and we’ll have some fun. (Friends)

89. My engine is overheating just standing near you. (Sons of Anarchy)

90. Yeah, that’s a gun in my pants. But I’m also really happy to see you. (Person of Interest)

91. Will you be my person? (Grey’s Anatomy)

92. You make me feel like I’m high-fiving a million angels 30 Rock)

93. If I get your number, can I call you sexy? (Person of Interest)

94. Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound. (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

95. If I’m a demon, you must be a Devil’s Trap, because I’m stuck to you. (Supernatural)

96. I think my penis stopped breathing. Do you know CPR? (House MD)

97. Let’s run away on that boat I stole from some white guy 30 Rock)

98. Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart. (Leverage)

99. Let’s go break the law just one more time. (Leverage)

100. I’m like a human USB, baby. I can do it all. (Person of Interest)

101. You’re on a clock. The question is whose clock are you on? (White Collar)

102. You might not know it to look at me, but I can run really, really fast. (Seinfeld)

103. I’m not a wraith, but I can make you go crazy with one touch. (Supernatural)

104. I blue myself when I think about you. (Arrested Development)

105. Once I bent down to pet a small dog and hey, it was a 5 pound squirrels. (Duck Dynasty)

106. I think I’m falling in love with you. (White Collar)

107. I’d love to tune up your engine. (Firefly)

108. Baby we must be a perfect match, because you are in all my plans. (Leverage)

109. Hurry up and write your number down before I don’t want it no more Fresh Prince of Bel-Air)

110. Do you know the first position? (Two And A Half Men)

111. I am filled with so much love for you my heart might explode. (Revenge)

112. Whatever it is that you serving, you better give me a double Fresh Prince of Bel-Air)

113. Hey, Wanna take a trip to the special hell? (Firefly)

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