There is no unconventional way to impress your crush if you dont know the right words to say. Wait what am I m saying? Yes, you need unique lines that make your crush laugh and get their attention. Therefore we’ve compiled these redneck pick up lines list for you that will take things to the next level. Not only this, but it will even show your crush you have a great sense of humour. So go ahead and make a lasting impression on your crush. Enjoy.
Redneck Pick Up Lines
1. I bet your father was a good farmer, because you’re one fine hoe.
2. Hey you remember that BBQ, when I slapped my meat on you grill.
3. God wants us to be together. That is why he gave us the same parents.
4. Baby you must be my cousin because I wanna do you.
5. Baby, do you know that my mouth can generate over 3000 rpm?
6. I’ve been wanting to go out with you ever since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall.
7. I just sharted my pants. Can I get into yours?
8. Your face reminds me of a wrench, lookin at you makes my nuts tighten up.
9. If you think this buckle is big wait till you see what’s behind it.
10. I like my girls like my koolaid sweet and go down easy.
11. Let play taxidermy, I’ll mount your rack and stuff your beaver.
12. Baby, you are prettier than a beer truck pulling into my driveway.
13. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d sure shootin’ put U and me together.
14. If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I’d store my nuts in yer hole
15. I might be missing teeth, but that just leaves more room for your tongue.
16. Hey you looking for a stud in your life? Because I got the STD all I need is U.
17. Oh, you live in the country……… I’d like to check you for ticks.
18. Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud. You are mighty purdy for a heavy girl.
19. Baby you are finer than a new set of truck tires.
20. Babe, you have nice legs. What time do they open?
21. If yer gonna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
22. Tell me honey ham, did it hurt when the devil spit you up and you landed here?
23. My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can’t hold it in.
24. You might not be the best lookin girl here but beauty’s only a light switch away.
25. Wanna come over to my trailer, drink some beer and see my new velvet Elvis painting?
26. You are like a large mouth bass…I don’t know if I should mount you or eat you.
27. Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
28. Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em
29. Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
30. If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
31. I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
32. Your Ass Looks Nice, does it need servicing because I got a wrench and some screws just for you.
33. Do you have a library card? Cuz I’d like to check you out.
34. Your hair is just about as purdy as that squirrel’s I skinned this morning. And it smells just as good.
35. I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bedrock.
36. Baby, if you were a chicken you’d be impeccable.
37. Country boys don’t need pick-up lines, because they’ve got pick-up trucks.
38. Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.
39. Let’s go fishing, I’ll be the rod, you be the fish and later on we’ll hook up.
40. I may not be the best looking here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
41. You are prettier than a beer truck pulling up in the driveway.
42. Hi there darling. Wow, I bet you were really hot when you were about my age.
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