The 25 Best Princess Bride Quotes To Relive The 80s Classic

1. “I can’t compete with you physically, and you’re no match for my brains.” ― Vizzini

2. “That does put a damper on our relationship.” ― The Man in Black

3. “You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces!” ― Buttercup

4. “This is true love – you think this happens every day?” – Westley

5. “You truly love each other and so you might have been truly happy. Not one couple in a century has that chance, no matter what the story books say. And so I think no man in a century will suffer as greatly as you will.” ― Prince Humperdinck

6. “When I was your age, television was called books.” ― Grandpa

7. “Farm boy, polish my horse’s saddle. I want to see my face shining in it by morning.” ― Buttercup

8. “You killed my love.” ― Buttercup

9. “Let me explain… No, there is too much. Let me sum up.” ― Inigo Montoya

10. “You can’t hurt me. Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords. And when I say you are a coward it is only because you are one of the slimiest weaklings ever to walk the Earth!” – Buttercup

11. “I haven’t fought one person for so long! I’ve specialized in groups—battling gangs for local charities, that kind of thing.” ― Fezzik

12. “Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. The end.” ― Grandpa

13. “You mocked me once, never do it again! I died that day!” – Buttercup

14. “I’ve never worked for so little. Except once, and that was a very noble cause.” ― Miracle Max

15. “Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.” ― Westley

16. “As you wish.” ― Westley

17. “We need a miracle. It’s very important.” ― Inigo Montoya

18. “You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.” ― Westley

19. “It comes to this. I love Westley. I always have. I know now, I always will.” ― Buttercup

20. “They’re kissing again. Do we have to read the kissing parts?” – The Grandson

21. “I will never love again.” ― Buttercup

22. “Thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it.” ― Inigo Montoya

23. “My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” ― Inigo Montoya

24. “We are men of action, lies do not become us.” ― Westley

25. “You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces!” ― Buttercup

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