55+ Pretzel Puns That Are Hilarious to Read

Pretzel is a popular food item in the Western world. It is made of dough twisted into a knot and dipped in salt water before baking.

One of the reasons people love to have pretzel is that it is easy to eat. There are many ways to eat a pretzel; you can break it into pieces or dip it in mustard or cheese sauce. You can also enjoy it with a drink or with your favourite sandwich.

Below, we’ve compiled a list of Pretzel puns that are the best and most hilarious you’ll love. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.

Pretzel Puns

1. You bake me happy!

2. Let’s get knotty.

3. Here’s to a butter life!

4. Pure-bread cats.

5. Bake love not war.

6. Get bready.

7. Don’t be such a brat-zel.

8. You’re knot what I expected.

9. Don’t be so salty.

10. You have a twisted sense of humor.

11. I love all your twists.

12. Take it with a pinch of salt.

13. I a-dough pretzel-lovers.

14. You bake me proud!

15. Pretzels love mystery movies because they have twists.

16. You’re my butter half!

17. You bread my mind.

18. Small pretzels are a-dough-rable.

19. Don’t get it twisted.

20. Pretzel buns crack me up.

21. I got a knot-ification.

22. Tying the knot.

23. I have a pretzel-ion questions.

24. Are you bready for it?

25. I’m knots about you.

26. Tied the knot.

27. So many twists and turns.

28. I’m knot kidding.

29. You’re a real snack.

30. You inter-pretzel my answer wrongly.

31. Everybody do the twist!

32. I’m knot kidding!

33. No bun intended.

34. Buy and pret-sell.

35. Bread Pitt.

36. Life is what you bake it!

37. Bake the world a better place!

38. Such a knotty child.

39. You butter be quick or you’ll start to melt!

40. I’m not salty.

41. It’s not available yet. However, it’s on pretzel.

42. Some things are butter left unsaid.

43. Stop being so salty!

44. Lip snack-lingly delicious.

45. Warm and toasty!

46. Nice buns.

47. The pretzel was as-salted last night.

48. Bread (red) is my favorite color.

49. The pretzel was a salted.

50. How could you knot like pretzel puns?

51. I’ve got a pretzel-lion questions to ask you.

52. Knot-hing else matters.

53. All you knead are pretzels.

54. Pretzels are knot bread.

55. I’d rather knot…

56. You’re the salt to my pretzel.

57. Don’t want none unless you got buns hun…

58. Stop baking a fool of yourself.

59. You deserve butter than this!

60. Here I crumb.

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