73 Farmer Pick Up Lines

If you are looking to spark laughter with wit, humor, and clever wordplay, than below, we’ve compiled the best Farmer pick up lines that will make the person laugh, blush, and maybe even fall head over heels. So dont wait and scroll down to take your pick up game to a whole new level.

Farmer Pick Up Lines

1. Such a pretty girl, just like a flower.

2. Hey, I’m outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.

3. Have you been eating 1080 bait because you’re drop-dead gorgeous.

4. Can I have some peaches of yours for pickle vegetables?

5. Of all the beautiful faces I just can’t look pastures.

6. Don’t worry about the John – just call me dear.

7. As a wool classer I can tell you’re superfine.

8. I think we are mint to be.

9. I don’t know which horse is the favourite but my heart’s sure racing.

10. You’re ‘a-maize-ing’, can I take you out for a ride on my tractor?

11. I love peaches, but yours is the best.

12. It’s funny how slippery this jam is.

13. You turnip my heart beats.

14. We might be in drought but I’m having a flood of emotions right now.

15. I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are.

16. You have a berry good sense of style.

17. I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.

18. I’m no Jackie Howe but you’ve got to admit this is shear attraction.

19. The way you moo attracts me like no other.

20. You’re like good farmland. I could ‘sow’ many things with you.

21. Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?

22. Are you a farmer’s daughter? Because you sure have grown some good-looking crops.

23. I’m a grain producer but I’m sure tired of going silo.

24. Darlin’, I love your dairy air.

25. There’s room under this big hat for two.

26. I’ll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.

27. Your father must’ve been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.

28. Sure, I grow vegetables, not jewellery, but even I know the more carats the better.

29. You must be a barrel of hay because I can’t resist ‘bale-ing’ on you.

30. Boy are you a tractor? Cause you’d make life on the farm easier.

31. You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.

32. Hey honey… oh, sorry. I’m a beekeeper and it’s a force of habit. I’ll buzz off now.

33. That’s not a cob of corn in my overalls.

34. Can we cuddle? ‘Cause I’m Friesian.

35. As a mango grower, I’m used to seeing blushed cheeks. Not usually my own, though.

36. As an apiarist, I know a sweet flower when I see one.

37. Will you be there for me when I cultivate this land?

38. Are you a crop field? Because I can’t ‘wheat’ to see you.

39. If beauty were a grain, you’d be a whole field.

40. ‘Hay’ there, mind if I ‘plow’ through your heart?

41. Call me a failed crops season because I’m ‘falling’ for you.

42. I’ll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.

43. I’m not a climate change denier but when you walked in things just got hot.

44. Have you been growing your love for me organically?

45. I am totally tethered to you.

46. I bet we would brew good beer together.

47. I’d like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.

48. It’s funny how slippery this jam is!

49. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I drive by your farm again?

50. Could I borrow your GPS? Because I just got lost in your eyes.

51. The way you moo makes me fall over for you.

52. Would you like to come out to the farm and help me with the bees?

53. Are you a scarecrow? Because I’m ‘crowing’ over you.

54. I’m thinking of getting a new cattle brand just now- U4Me.

55. Would you mind if I tested your Brix level? You seem sweeter than most.

56. Look, I can’t wheat to tell you; you make my heart sorghum.

57. I like eggplants more than peaches.

58. How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together?

59. Do you live in a cornfield? Because I’m stalking you.

60. I usually pull a rotary hoe so let me know if I’m moving too fast.

61. I have a four-stroke engine. What’s your blowing capacity?

62. You smell like silage and sunshine.

63. What’s a stud heifer like you doing in a commercial place like this?

64. How big does your squash grow?

65. If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable!

66. Are you a chicken coop? Because you’re absolutely ‘eggquisite.’

67. Your father must’ve been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.

68. You have beautiful calves.

69. Well shut the gate because my heart just bolted.

70. Smoothness is the way my tiller runs.

71. I’m looking to turn my greenhouse into more of a green home if you’ll help me.

72. Now you know I’m a veggie grower, can I call you pumpkin?

73. Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you’re all I need to survive.

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