81+ Medical Pick Up Lines

If you are looking to spark laughter with wit, humor, and clever wordplay, than below, we’ve compiled the best medical pick up lines that will make the person laugh, blush, and maybe even fall head over heels. So dont wait and scroll down to take your pick up game to a whole new level.

Medical Pick Up Lines

1. Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.

2. Can you check your blood sugar? Because I would love to know your number.

3. Are you a medical researcher? Because you’ve discovered the formula to my heart.

4. Nice antibody. Wanna conjugate?

5. Are you a defibrillator? Because you make my heart fibrillate with excitement.

6. Are you a tonsilar herniation? Because I can’t breathe when you’re around.

7. I think I’ve got the flu. Wanna give me a shot?

8. Are you an EKG? Because you make my heart skip a beat.

9. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

10. Are you neurosyphilis? Because you’ve been on my mind all day.

11. Is your name Nitrous Oxide? Because you’re making me feel high on life.

12. Are you epinephrine? Cuz baby you make my heart race.

13. Are you a flu shot? Because you’ve immunized my heart against loneliness.

14. Can I be your ophthalmologist? ‘Cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes.

15. Are you a dermatologist? Because you’re giving me goosebumps.

16. You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go.

17. Do you have back pain? Because it must have hurt when you fell out of heaven.

18. Are you an MRI machine? Because I can’t get you out of my head.

19. What do you and a febrile patient have in common? You’re both hot.

20. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

21. Are you a pharmacy? Because I’m looking for a prescription for love.

22. Nucleus is blue, cytoplasm is pink, our love is true.

23. Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.

24. Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.

25. I hope you passed CPR because you’re taking my breath away.

26. The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.

27. Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.

28. Are you COPD? Because you take my breath away.

29. If I were a coronary artery… I’d be wrapped around your heart.

30. Are you a chiropractor? Because you’ve aligned my heart just right.

31. Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.

32. Am I a non-competitive inhibitor? Because I want to attach to your posterior region.

33. You’re so hot, you denature my proteins.

34. Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.

35. I’m going to start calling you rapid response because you damn near stopped my heart.

36. Want to be the susceptible host to my airborne pathogen?

37. ICU (I see you) in my dreams.

38. Are you a phlebotomist? Because my blood pressure rises whenever I see you.

39. Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.

40. Are you a paramedic? Because you’ve got my heart racing.

41. Are you a nurse? Because you cured my erectile disfunction.

42. Are you norepinephrine? Because you make my heart rac

43. You make my heartbeat like a drop of epinephrine.

44. Girl, are you my ex-fix? ‘Cause you stuck in my bones.

45. You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.

46. Are you a surgeon? Because you just took my breath away.

47. Are you drowning? Because I’m feeling the urge to give you CPR.

48. Is your name Ophthalmology? Because you’ve got a vision I can’t resist.

49. I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.

50. Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.

51. I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.

52. Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out.

53. Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.

54. Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my loneliness.

55. Are you a nurse? Because you make my heart race.

56. I wish my name was adenine so I could be paired with U.

57. I get all Kluver-Bucy around you.

58. We belong together like the inferior vena cava and the aorta.

59. Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.

60. I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.

61. You’re gonna give me high blood sugar by being that sweet.

62. Are you an irregular ECG? Because you make my heart skip a beat.

63. I wish my name was Adenine so I could be paired with you.

64. Are you a cardiologist? Because when I’m with you, my heart beats irregularly.

65. Are you a medical chart? Because you’ve got my heart’s history written all over you.

66. Are you a neurologist? Because my brain can’t stop thinking about you.

67. Are you a pathologist? Because I can’t seem to figure you out, but I’m dying to know more.

68. Are you a dentist? Because I can’t smile without you.

69. Did you call for a cardiologist? Because I’m here to fix your broken heart.

70. Are you a radiologist? Because you’ve just X-rayed your way into my heart.

71. You’re soo sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.

72. Is your name Appendicitis? Because I have a feeling I should take you seriously.

73. Did you cut my phrenic nerve? Because baby, you take my breath away.

74. Are you a pediatrician? Because you’ve got the key to my inner child.

75. Are you a stethoscope? Because you’re amplifying the sounds of my heart.

76. Are you epinephrine? Cuz baby, you make my heart race.

77. Am I attracted to you or is it just volatile blood sugars?

78. Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.

79. Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.

80. Who needs a CPR when I have you?

81. Are you lateral pterygoid? Because you make my jaw drop.

82. I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.

83. I need a life. Please lower your standards and go out with me.

84. Are you a defibrillator? Because you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.

85. Are you a vaccine? Because you’re preventing my heart from getting hurt.

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