Top 29 Best Hocus Pocus Quotes To Celebrate Halloween

1. “You know, I’ve always wanted a child. Now I think I’ll have one… on toast!” ― Winifred Sanderson

2. “It’s the chocolate-covered finger of a man named Clark!” ― Mary Sanderson

3. “Farewell, mortal bus boy!” ― Sarah Sanderson

4. “I need one of those instant ice packs. You girls are giving me a fever!” ― Bus Driver

5. “I am beautiful! Boys will love me!” ― Sarah Sanderson

6. “Say what you want! Just don’t breathe on me.” ― Max

7. “You really miss her, don’t you? Man, you can’t keep blaming yourself for that. That happened so long ago.” ― Max

8. “It doesn’t matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!” ― Dani

9. “Well, um well, you see I just moved here. Well, you see? It’s like this: I, I um broke into the old Sanderson house and I brought the witches back from the dead. See, I even have the book.” ― Max

10. “It’s a full moon tonight. That’s why all the weirdos are out.” ― Dani

11. “We’ll be younger in the morning.” ― Winifred Sanderson

12. “Wench! Trollop! You bucktoothed, mop-riding firefly from hell!” ― Billy Butcherson

13. “I’ll always take care of you, and my children will take care of you too, and their children after that, and their children after that. Forever and ever.” ― Dani

14. “Aren’t you broads a little bit old to be trick or treating?” —Master’s Wife

15. “You hags! There are not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!” ― Thackery Binx

16. “Well, it says to to form a circle of salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends.” ― Allison

17. “I shall always be with you.” ― Thackery Binx

18. “I need one of those instant ice packs. You girls are giving me a fever!” ― Bus Driver

19. “Fine, but everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. It’s a conspiracy.” ― Max

20. “Therefore, it stands to reason, does it not, sisters dear? That we must find the book, brew the potion, and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise. Otherwise, it’s curtains. We evaporate! We cease to exist! Dost thou comprehend?” —Winifred Sanderson

21. “I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle.” ― Thackery Binx

22. “‘Tis firm! ‘Tis firm as stone!” ― Sarah Sanderson

23. “Don’t get your knickers in a twist! We’re just three kindly old spinster ladies.” ― Winifred Sanderson

24. “Oh, cheese and crust! He’s lost his head. Damn that Thackery Binx!” ― Winifred Sanderson

25. “I killed you once. I shall kill you again, you maggoty malfeasance! Hang onto your heads!” ― Winifred Sanderson

26. “Maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose.” ― Max

27. “Sisters, we’ve been gone 300 years.” ― Winifred Sanderson

28. “Oh, look! Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!” ― Winifred Sanderson

29. “I put a spell on you and now you’re mine.” ― Winifred Sanderson

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