1. “You know, I’ve always wanted a child. Now I think I’ll have one… on toast!” ― Winifred Sanderson
2. “It’s the chocolate-covered finger of a man named Clark!” ― Mary Sanderson
3. “Farewell, mortal bus boy!” ― Sarah Sanderson
4. “I need one of those instant ice packs. You girls are giving me a fever!” ― Bus Driver
5. “I am beautiful! Boys will love me!” ― Sarah Sanderson
6. “Say what you want! Just don’t breathe on me.” ― Max
7. “You really miss her, don’t you? Man, you can’t keep blaming yourself for that. That happened so long ago.” ― Max
8. “It doesn’t matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!” ― Dani
9. “Well, um well, you see I just moved here. Well, you see? It’s like this: I, I um broke into the old Sanderson house and I brought the witches back from the dead. See, I even have the book.” ― Max
10. “It’s a full moon tonight. That’s why all the weirdos are out.” ― Dani
11. “We’ll be younger in the morning.” ― Winifred Sanderson
12. “Wench! Trollop! You bucktoothed, mop-riding firefly from hell!” ― Billy Butcherson
13. “I’ll always take care of you, and my children will take care of you too, and their children after that, and their children after that. Forever and ever.” ― Dani
14. “Aren’t you broads a little bit old to be trick or treating?” —Master’s Wife
15. “You hags! There are not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!” ― Thackery Binx
16. “Well, it says to to form a circle of salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends.” ― Allison
17. “I shall always be with you.” ― Thackery Binx
18. “I need one of those instant ice packs. You girls are giving me a fever!” ― Bus Driver
19. “Fine, but everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. It’s a conspiracy.” ― Max
20. “Therefore, it stands to reason, does it not, sisters dear? That we must find the book, brew the potion, and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise. Otherwise, it’s curtains. We evaporate! We cease to exist! Dost thou comprehend?” —Winifred Sanderson
21. “I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle.” ― Thackery Binx
22. “‘Tis firm! ‘Tis firm as stone!” ― Sarah Sanderson
23. “Don’t get your knickers in a twist! We’re just three kindly old spinster ladies.” ― Winifred Sanderson
24. “Oh, cheese and crust! He’s lost his head. Damn that Thackery Binx!” ― Winifred Sanderson
25. “I killed you once. I shall kill you again, you maggoty malfeasance! Hang onto your heads!” ― Winifred Sanderson
26. “Maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose.” ― Max
27. “Sisters, we’ve been gone 300 years.” ― Winifred Sanderson
28. “Oh, look! Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!” ― Winifred Sanderson
29. “I put a spell on you and now you’re mine.” ― Winifred Sanderson
