Hippos may not be the most cuddly of animals, but they are certainly one of the cutest. And when we talk about Hippo puns, it add a delightful dose of humour into our lives.
Below, we’ve compiled a list of Hippo puns that are the best and most hilarious you’ll love. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.
1. Don’t be a hippo-crite.
2. It has hippo-tential.
3. Watch out for the hippo-le.
4. I’m so hippo to see you.
5. Let’s sip-po on a few drinks.
6. It was a hippo-pscale restaurant.
7. It was a hippo-thetical question.
8. You can heal a sick hippo with a hippo-tion.
9. Let’s not get hippo-litical.
10. The trendy hippo is a hipster-potamus.
11. It’s a hippo-tenuse triangle.
12. I enjoy riding on a hippo-go stick.
13. I have a hippo-allergenic dog.
14. The speaker was on the hippo-dium.
15. They’re being hippo-critical.
16. A hippo that’s easy to move is a hippo-porta-mus.
17. The material is hippopota-mesh.
18. I’d like to get your hippo-pinion.
19. It’s hippo-preciation day.
20. You have a nice hippopotamus-tache.
21. That’s a hippo-lice officer.
22. For dessert, hippos eat hippopota-mousse.
23. The rock has hippopota-moss growing on it.
24. It smells hippopotamus-ty.
25. The hippo’s looking for a bathroom to hip-poo.
26. I’m writing a hippo-em.
27. I hippopota-miss you.
28. An unorganized hippo is a hippopota-mess.
29. I’m wearing a hippopota-mask.
30. It’s time to hippo-party-mus.
31. I hippopotamus-t finish the job.
32. They made a hippo-ster.
33. Hippos vote by taking a hippo-ll.
34. Hip-pose for the photo.
35. We’re the complete hippo-site of each other.
36. We’re two peas in a hippo-pod-amus.
37. A hippo that raps is a hip-hop-otamus.
38. I love reading hippo-etry.
39. What’s your hippo-thesis?