We all love animals, and they are deeply rooted in the human experience, transcending cultures, languages, and boundaries. From the playful antics of puppies to the calming presence of cats, they provide us with companionship and unconditional love. Therefore to add an extra dose of love and laughter, we’ve compiled a list of Animal puns that are the best and most hilarious you’ll love. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.
Animal Puns
1. What kind of dog doesn’t bark? A hush puppy.
2. Why don’t dinosaurs talk? Because they’re all dead.
3. Which animal will you probably meet on Tinder? A catfish.
4. What’s a wolf’s favorite holiday? Howl-o-ween.
5. What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch.
6. What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?Y ou can’t tuna fish.
7. Whale hello there!
8. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.
9. What do you call an angry monkey? Furious George.
10. Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
11. Why did the frog have to walk to work? Her car was toad.
12. Get otter here!
13. When does a kitty want to be pet? Right meow.
14. What’s a cat’s favorite book? The Great Catsby.
15. Whale, whale, whale…look who was right again.
16. Why was the bird sad? Because he’s a bluebird.
17. Where do sheep go on vacation? The Baaaaaaahamas.
18. What do you call an explosive monkey? A ba-boom.
19. What did the hawk say when he fell off the branch? “Well, this is hawkward.”
20. What would bears be without Bees? Ears
21. Why should you never play poker at the zoo? Too many cheetahs.
22. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
23. Why did the eagle get arrested for stealing from the doctor? It was ill-eagle.
24. Let minnow what you think.
25. Can a bear dance? Yes, but just barely.
26. I’m owl by myself.
27. Why is the bee’s hair always sticky? Because he uses a honeycomb.
28. What did the dog say before eating his snack? “Bone a-pet-treat!”
29. You have cat to be kitten me right meow.
30. You’re giraffing me crazy.
31. Well, this is hawkward.
32. How can you make an octopus laugh? You give it ten-tickles.
33. Take away the hungry cat’s food? You’ve got to be kitten.
34. What do lobsters hate to share? Because they’re shellfish.
35. What did the buffalo say when his son left home? Bison.
36. Stand back, or I’ll beat you with my bear hands.
37. That’s the seal-iest thing I’ve ever heard.
38. Why was the dolphin was sorry? It didn’t do it on porpoise.
39. What do you call a lizard that steals? A crook-o-dile.
40. What does a bee sit on? Its bee-hind.
41. What do you call a dog who picks locks? A corg-key.
42. Why do cows have hooves? Because they lactose.
43. What’s a dog’s favorite movie? Harry Paw-ter and the Sorcerer’s Bone
44. What kind of truck does a pig drive? A hambulance.
45. How does a walrus mail a letter? He seals them with a kiss.
46. I didn’t do it on porpoise.
47. Do you have water? I’m a little horse.
48. Where do shellfish go to borrow money? The prawn broker.
49. What is the best response when you see a herd of deer? Oh, dear.
50. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
51. What’s so special about your deer? I have no-eye-deer.
52. Why do the French eat snails? They don’t like fast food.
53. Do owls like jokes? Sure, they think they’re a hoot.
54. This is pandamonium.
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