1. “Yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life. Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman, she touched my leg…” – Harry
2. “Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talkin’ bout a little place called… As-pen.” ― Lloyd
3. “You had, an extra pair of gloves this entire time?!” – Harry
4. “Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself.” ― Harry
5. “One time we mated a bull dog with a shih-Tzu. We called it a bullshit.” ― Harry
6. “I’ll bet you twenty bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day.” ― Lloyd
7. “Boy this party really died.” ― Lloyd
8. “According to the map, we’ve only gone 4 inches.” ― Harry
9. “That’s as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.s.” ― Lloyd
10. “I’m going to hang by the bar. Put out the vibe.” ― Lloyd
11. “Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?” – Lloyd
12. “Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you’re chewin’ on a burger, the next minute you’re dead meat.” ― Lloyd
13. “Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know?” – Lloyd
14. “You can’t triple stamp a double stamp!” – Harry
15. “So you’re telling me there’s a chance!” – Lloyd
16. “It’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing.” ― Harry
17. “We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!” – Lloyd
