We all know that chocolate is delicious and can make us happy. But the benefits of eating chocolate go beyond the immediate satisfaction we get from it. It has been shown to have some very positive effects on our health, including reducing stress, boosting moods and even helping to prevent heart disease.
The benefits of eating chocolate are well-known. And studies have shown that it can increase your serotonin levels and make you feel more relaxed and happy. And because chocolate is high in magnesium, it helps combat fatigue and improves mood.
If you’re ready for a good laugh, here we’ve discovered some of the best and most hilarious Chocolate puns you’ll love. Scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.
Funny Chocolate Puns
1. I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
2. I like you a choco-lot.
3. Why did the farmer buy a brown cow? – He wanted chocolate milk.
4. I miss you a choco-lot.
5. This is going to be choc full of fun.
6. This will definitely come in candy.
7. What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport? – Plane Chocolate!
8. What do you call a cow with a stutter? Cacao.
9. Thanks a crunch!
10. You stole a Reese’s Piece of my heart.
11. I’m chocolate to my appointment!
12. Don’t be choco-late.
13. Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars.
14. I love you dairy much.
15. I like the way you Rolo.
16. I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast.
17. I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers.
18. This is kinder sweet.
19. What do cannibals eat for dessert? – Chocolate covered aunts.
20. I knew you were truffle when you walked in.
21. What is suns favourite chocolate bar? – A milky way.
22. What kind of chocolate bar can you eat in a library? A Wispa.
23. I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
24. You are too sweet.
25. You are the brightest star in the Milky Way.
26. Chocolate? Here you bar.
27. I love you a choco-lot.
28. What kind of sweet is never on time? Choco-late.
29. Nothing is more romantic than chocolate.
30. Chocolate coins are mint to be eaten.
31. I’ve got a few twix up my sleeve.
32. You make me melt.
33. Life is like a box of chocolates – full of nuts.
34. It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss.
35. Smarties pants.
36. Feeling so much Almond Joy.
37. Be kind-er to one another.
38. I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
39. Life is like a box of chocolates – full of nuts!
40. I can’t walk by chocolate without eating it.
41. This’ll come in candy someday.
42. You are the Kit Kat’s meow.
43. Choc it up to experience.
44. I’m in a lot of truffle.
45. Wake me up before you cocoa.
46. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? – A candy baa.
47. A chocolate in the mouth is worth two on the plate.
48. I can’t Reese’st you.
49. Come to the dark side.
50. What is the spookiest type of chocolate? Kinder Boo-enos.
51. Oh fudge.
52. I’m in a bit of a Crunch.
53. What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called? – Oompa Lumpur.
54. I only eat chocolate for you, so there will be more of me to love.
55. Dip it in chocolate; it’ll be fine.
56. I am cocoa-nuts about you.
57. Nothing shall come betwixt my candy and I.