75+ Desert Puns That Are Out-sand-ing to Read

People love to share funny memes on social media. Memes are the perfect way to break the ice and make people laugh. One of the most popular memes today is a desert pun, which is a pun based on a person’s name or word that has something to do with deserts.

If you’re ready for a good laugh, here we’ve discovered some of the best and most hilarious Desert puns you’ll love. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.

Desert Puns

1. Always take the scenic route.

2. I’ll never desert you.

3. A dessert tiger should actually be called sandy-claws.

4. All jokes about deserts fall under dry humor.

5. Taking a safari to the dunes.

6. When I met my sibling in the Sahara desert, I shouted, “Oasis!”

7. No kings and queens rule over deserts because there is a lack of rain.

8. When you cross a cactus with a duck, you end up with a quacktus.

9. Been there, dune that.

10. I’m done adulting. Let’s be sand mermaids!.

11. Even in the most barren desert, one would still feel one’s heart beating.

12. Ready to make tracks in the sand.

13. The kind of paper you use to draw the map of a desert is sandpaper.

14. Serving you just deserts.

15. Blue and orange of sand and sky.

16. A celebrity who loves visiting the desert is Barbara Drysand.

17. Jobs fill your pockets, but adventures fill your soul.

18. Cover the Earth before it covers you.

19. If a flower can flourish in the desert, you can flourish anywhere.

20. The perfect dessert is like music that makes my taste buds dance.

21. Wanderlust and desert dust.

22. Indulging in desert therapy.

23. Stressed is dessert spelled backward.

24. Sand is my favourite colour.

25. Peace, love, and desert dust.

26. Take only memories, leave only footprints.

27. Just a girl dreaming of the desert.

28. You can never starve in a desert because of all the sand which is present in it.

29. How are you dune?.

30. Something sweet that walks in a desert is a Caramel.

31. We were like wanderers in a desert, blessed with a rare downpour.

32. Without music, life is a journey through the desert.

33. When the Sahara desert met his friend, he said, “Long time no sea”.

34. The desert surrounds me.

35. The desert prickles my fancy.

36. Take me to the desert.

37. Lost in the desert.

38. Soldier’s love visiting deserts because they love Desert Eagles.

39. Keep calm and take a trip to the desert.

40. Life is like a desert. You only regret the oasis you let pass.

41. A type of witch who inhabits the desert is a sand-witch.

42. Magic of the shadows can best be seen in the deserts.

43. Night comes to the desert all at once, as if someone turned off the light.

44. The desert sun is brilliant. It has over five thousand degrees.

45. The desert is my therapy.

46. Follow me to the desert.

47. The woman in the desert started turning red when she was marooned.

48. I love the desert and its incomparable sense of space.

49. The desert is a place for growth.

50. Pretty fly for a cacti.

51. Cacti hate eating anything solid because they suck.

52. Nobody likes a cactus when they’re angry. They’re so prickly.

53. Catch me under the stars.

54. When the camel saw the sick sand, he asked, “How are you dune?

55. Desert hair, don’t care.

56. Having a fan-cactus day in the desert.

57. If a pig gets hot in a dessert it shouts, “I’m bacon out here”.

58. If Christmas would be celebrated in deserts, Sand-a Claus would visit them at night.

59. Camping hair, don’t care.

60. Cactus, sunshine, and desert life.

61. The desert works constantly to forbid it, and still the cactus blooms.

62. A type of sand that is never late is quicksand.

63. She is desert. And he is the single drop of water.

64. Everything makes sense in the desert.

65. Soaking up the sun in the desert.

66. The cactus felt very lonely because he was deserted.

67. Into the desert I go.

68. A camel’s favorite coffee order is de-calf-inated.

69. It feels good to be lost in the right direction.

70. If you accidentally fall into an oasis in the desert, you should most definitely dry for help.

71. Desert hearts.

72. Sand is my favorite color.

73. Camels usually have deserts after a full meal.

74. Somehow, the stars are just better out here.

75. I was born to explore.

76. Into the dunes.

77. The desert: lands of the lost borders.

78. Adventure is out there.

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