85 Lemon Puns That Are Hilarious to Squeeze Your Day

Lemons are rich in vitamin C, which helps build immunity against disease. And when we talk about lemon puns, it adds a squeeze of laughter to our day. Therefore to add an extra dose of love and laughter, we’ve compiled a list of Lemon puns that are the best and most hilarious you’ll love. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.

Lemon Puns

1. I ate the lemon because it looked so a-peeling.

2. Make every day be the zest.

3. Everyone lemon calm.

4. We’re traveling to le-Monte Carlo.

5. The store gave comp-lemon-tary samples.

6. You’re simply the zest.

7. Life would be sour without you.

8. You’re the zest.

9. A cowboy lemon runs through the wild zest.

10. The lemons are in a citrus relationship.

11. Be careful, it’s lemon-soon season.

12. I’m having lemon-chies.

13. Lemon and limes love to fight. They are bitter rivals.

14. I started taking supp-lemon-ts.

15. Canadian lemons comes from le-Montreal.

16. All you seed is love.

17. She’s our new lemon-ager.

18. Cit-rus got real.

19. This is a lemon-umental moment.

20. If a lemon curd, it would.

21. If you want me then squeeze me.

22. Don’t get me tarted.

23. The peel good factor.

24. Life is short, make it sweet.

25. Two lemons started dating, and the zest is history.

26. The company found a new lemon-ufacturer.

27. When life gets sour, sweeten it with kindness.

28. This is their lemon-ifesto.

29. There are too lemon-y choices.

30. Sip on this lemon shade.

31. A reassuring lemon said, “Juice be you.”

32. She found her main squeeze.

33. E-lemon-ate bad habits.

34. Bitter late than never.

35. A lemon uses pickup limes to get a date.

36. I got tired of lemon-dane work.

37. I juice can’t concentrate.

38. We’re imp-lemon-ting new strategies.

39. Pre-historic lemons are dino-sours.

40. There’s inc-lemon-t weather.

41. When life gives you lemons, suck it up.

42. One lemon met another, and the zest is history.

43. In a citrus relationship.

44. Lemon tell ya… I love you so much.

45. Live life with zest.

46. Lemon tell you. You’re the zest.

47. I can’t wait to squeeze you.

48. Carpe lemon – squeeze the day.

49. The zest is yet to come.

50. Juice be you.

51. I’m going to the spa for a lemon-icure.

52. Lemon-day comes after Sunday.

53. You’re the best Lemom.

54. They lemon-ipulated the situation.

55. A cold and stylish lemon wears le-Moncler jackets.

56. You’ll always be in my tart.

57. Easy peezy lemon squeezy.

58. You’re my main squeeze.

59. It’s the zest le-month of the year.

60. Juice be cool.

61. I’m working on my le-mental toughness.

62. A cat that eats lemons is a sour puss.

63. After the lemon sneezed, it said, “Ex-squeeze me.”

64. Don’t be bitter.

65. Every day is a fresh start.

66. It’s the wild zest.

67. He was reciting a great lemon-ologue.

68. Thanks for the comp-lemon-t.

69. If you see an injured lemon, give it lemon-aid.

70. A dinosaur eating a lemon is a Tyrannasourest Rex.

71. Be your zest self.

72. We don’t have a choice. It’s lemon-datory.

73. I’m in my e-lemon-t.

74. Take a walk on the wild seed.

75. I’m grateful for my le-mentor.

76. Lemon-itor it for a few weeks.

77. You’re simply the zest.

78. You can’t sip with us.

79. When life throws you lemons, be Beyonce.

80. Slightly bitter.

81. Squeeze the day.

82. You have good lemon-ners.

83. It was a lemon-ifestation of your beliefs.

84. I Lemon You Tart.

85. The lemon business made a lot of le-money.

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