50 Funny River Puns to Make You Laugh

Rivers have been an integral part of our life since time immemorial. From providing us with water, food and energy, it also acts as a means of transportation and communication. But when we talk about River puns, it brings a refreshing twist to our conversations.

Below, we’ve compiled a list of River puns that are the best and most hilarious you’ll love. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.

River Puns

1. Some brands give discounts for river-rals.

2. The two teams have a long-standing river-lry.

3. It’s the tip of the p-river-bial iceberg.

4. I will river-ain from commenting.

5. Sea they never stop.

6. I saw a river-ting documentary about rivers.

7. He had river-lations about his life.

8. He’s the app-river of applications.

9. I shore can.

10. The pirate said, “River me timbers.”

11. I’m traveling to the River-a Maya for vacation.

12. Fish keep their money in the riverbank.

13. Avoid pier pressure.

14. Instead of going forward, it went in river-se.

15. I love river-green trees.

16. If Hogwarts was in the ocean, they would play squidditch.

17. He was delta bad hand.

18. A banker recently drowned in a river. It was a river of cash.

19. I’ve got a remedy for your seasickness, it’s called a pocean.

20. I have so many emoceans.

21. There was some river-sion to old beliefs.

22. R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist.

23. I p-river burgers to hot dogs.

24. A water bed may lead a couple to drift apart.

25. It’s river-ything I’ve ever wanted.

26. She’s a river-ed member of the community.

27. My plants are struggling. Watershed help.

28. I want to climb Mount River-est.

29. She enjoys being around others. She’s an ext-river-t.

30. Don’t get tide down.

31. I’m applying for a new job and need river-ences.

32. Is this real life or is this just Fanta sea?

33. To be pacific, I love the Arctic ocean the most.

34. We need to river-nish the living room.

35. One time a pirate flooded a tavern. Let that sink inn.

36. River-yday is a new beginning.

37. Rivers are so relaxing. I was watching a live stream earlier.

38. That shore is a long comment.

39. River-t to the previous version.

40. My friend bought a new car. It’s a Range River.

41. I bought a river-sible jacket.

42. It was a cont-river-sial matter.

43. Water slide construction completion requires a dry run.

44. The echo effect in a music recording is river-b.

45. It was an act of river-nge.

46. I’m tide up at the moment, can someone else help?

47. The extinct species of archaic humans were meander-thals.

48. I volunteer as a river-ee for a local soccer league.

49. A rose is a lot like a river. They’re both flowers.

50. My grandfather was a river-end.

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