Whether it’s an old classic or a new one-liner, we all love jokes, and it has become an important part of our culture and continues to bring joy and laughter.
Chickens have been a part of human life for centuries, and they are incredibly social animals that form strong bonds with each other and humans. From their ability to lay eggs to their playful personalities, chickens are unique animals that bring joy to many. Whether it’s a pun or a silly story, chicken jokes bring people together and make them laugh.
Here we’ve compiled the list of 79 Chicken Jokes that are filled with witty wordplay and unexpected punchlines to bring joy into your conversation. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.
Chicken Jokes
1. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
2. Why did the Easter egg hide?
It was a little chicken.
3. What eggs does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs.
4. Why did everyone laugh at the chicken?
She was a real comedihen.
5. What do confused chickens lay?
Scrambled eggs.
6. Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
7. Why did the chick cross the road?
For cheep thrills.
8. Why was the chicken so funny?
She’s a real comedi-hen.
9. What are chickens most afraid of?
The a-peck-alypse.
10. Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross again?
Because it was a dirty double-crosser.
11. Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To get to the other side.
12. What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical yolker.
13. What have you got to lose?
Throw your hat into the wing.
14. Why did the rooster never come home to his hen?
He was free range.
15. What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
16. What do you call a chicken who’s a little different?
Eggs-centric.
17. What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
18. What do you call a bird with no wings?
A flap.
19. What do you call someone who steals a chicken?
A chicken pot pirate.
20. What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
21. Why don’t chickens like people?
They beat eggs.
22. How do you get a chicken to read your blog?
Cluckbait.
23. How do chickens send mail?
In hen-velopes.
24. How do you test a chicken’s knowledge of Eggonomics?
Eggzams.
25. Why did the chickens try and escape?
They felt cooped up.
26. What do you do with a shy chicken?
Get her to come out of her shell.
27. Why does the chicken go to Burger King?
To see a chicken strip.
28. Why didn’t the chicken go to KFC?
It wasn’t on her bucket list.
29. Which US state has the most chickens?
Yolklahoma.
30. What do you call a chicken crossed with a cow?
A roost beef.
31. What day do chickens hate most?
Fry-day.
32. What do chicken philosophers think about?
The meaning of eggs-istence.
33. What do chicken families do on the weekends?
They have peck-nics.
34. Why don’t chickens like people?
Because they beat eggs.
35. Where do tough chickens come from?
Hard-boiled eggs.
36. What do you call a bird who’s too afraid to fly?
A chicken.
37. Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
38. Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
39. Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
40. Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
The outside.
41. What movies do hens like?
Chick flicks.
42. What do you call a great chicken?
Im-peck-able.
43. What time do chickens wake up in the morning? At the cluck of dawn.
44. Why did the lonely chicken cross the road?
To meet up with his other chicken friends.
45. What do you call a great chicken?
Impeckable.
46. Why did the chicken lay an egg every day?
She had hendurance.
47. How does a chicken send mail to her friends?
In a hen-velope.
48. What do chickens dance to?
Henhouse music.
49. How do you send a chicken a letter?
In a henvelope.
50. What did the sick chicken say?
“I have the people pox.”
51. How do chickens like their eggs?
Hatched.
52. What do chickens call it when you crack an egg?
An eggsecution.
53. How do chickens feel when you remove their feathers?
Plucking terrible.
54. What sound does a negative rooster make?
Kock a doodle don’t.
55. What do you do if you see a hen laying?
Egg her on.
56. What do artsy chickens enjoy?
Spoken-word poultry.
57. Why did the hen only lay in Winter?
She was no spring chicken.
58. Why did the chicken go through the Powerpoint presentation?
To get to the other slide.
59. What do chickens say when they burp?
Eggs-cuse me.
60. How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
61. What do you call it when a hen takes a rooster’s place in the morning?
Alarm clucks.
62. How do comedians like their eggs?
Funny side up.
63. What do sick chickens get?
Human-pox.
64. What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
65. How do chickens leave buildings?
Through the eggs-its.
66. What do young chickens like to watch?
Chick flicks.
67. What do chickens tell scary stories about?
The Poultrygeist.
68. How do chickens wake up on time?
Alarm clucks.
69. Which US state do chickens avoid?
Kentucky.
70. Why did the duck cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
71. How do chickens bake a cake?
They start from scratch.
72. What do you call a bird that’s afraid to fly?
Chicken.
73. Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
74. What do chickens study at college?
Egg-onomics.
75. What happens if you put an egg in the microwave?
It eggsplodes.
76. Why happens when hens and roosters get together?
It’s eggciting.
77. What day of the week are chickens afraid of?
Fry-day.
78. Why did Mozart hate chickens?
All they say is “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
79. What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
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