1. “Chewing gum on line, eh? I hope you brought enough for everybody.” ― Hedley Lamarr
2. “Horses? We cain’t afford t’lose no horses, you dummy! Send over a couple’a n******.” ― Taggart
3. “Le Petomane Thruway?! Now, what’ll that *sshole think of next? Does anybody got a dime? Somebody’s gotta go back and get a sh*tload of dimes!” – Taggart
4. “Excuse me while I whip this out.” ― Bart
5. “Come on, boys! The way you’re lollygaggin’ around here with them picks and them shovels, you’d think it was a hundert an’ twenty degrees…! Can’t be more than a hundert an’ fourteen!” – Lyle
6. “God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty-dollar whore.” ― Taggart
7. “There might be a legal precedent. Land snatching. L-l-land. See snatch.”- Hedley Lamarr
8. “Sir, he specifically requested two n******. Well, to tell the family secret, my grandmother was Dutch.” ― Bart
9. “Watch that “boy” sh*t, redneck! You’re talkin’ to the sheriff of Rock Ridge!” – Bart
10. “I hate to disappoint you, ma’am, but you’re suckin’ on my arm!” – Bart
11. “My mind is a raging torrent flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into waterfall of creative alternative….” ― Hedley Lamarr
12. “He was nothing, the bitch was inventing the Candy Gram and they probably won’t even give me credit for it.” ― Bart
13. “Gentlemen, affairs of state must take precedent over… affairs of state.” ― Bart
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