1. “I’m sorry I didn’t see you there. I was too busy blocking out the haters.” ― @BrandonBowen
2. “Deez nuts, ha got em!” – @welvendagreat
3. “That’s my best friend; that’s my best friend.” ― @tokyovanity
4. “What are those?” – @youngbusco
5. “Oh, hi. Thanks for checking in. I’m still a piece of garbage.” ― @billwurtz
6. “What’s 9 plus 10? 21.” ― @BRUH
7. “A potato flew around my room before you came.” ― @lilsydfromthetrap
8. “Do it for the vine.” ― @Dom
9. “I could have dropped my croissant!” – @BROTHER
10. “He needs some milk!” – @Jakeof300
11. “Can I PLEASE get a waffle?” – @MightyDuck
12. “Road work ahead? Uh yea, I sure hope it does.” ― @drewisgooden
13. “It is Wednesday my dudes.” ― @JimmyHere
14. “Today’s forecast, we can clearly see that somebody got me f*cked up!” – @Ashia
15. “I’m in my mum’s car. Broom broom!” – @tishcrazy
16. “You’re not my dad! Ugly ass f*ckin’ noodlehead.” ― @Jessi Lockett
17. “So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties.” ― @666chainz
18. “Why you always lyin’?” – @downgoes.fraser
19. “Hi my name is Trey I have a basketball game tomorrow.” @GUCCiPOPTART
20. “Wtf, is this allowed? Is this allowed?” – @Daniel Gomez
21. “Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.” ― @mason.chill
22. “Two bros, chillin’ in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay.” ― @AnthonyPadilla
23. “When will you learn that your actions have consequences!?” – @SammyClassicSonicFan
24. “It’s an avocado, thanks!” – @JeffSimmons
25. “What the f*ck is up Kyle?” – @nick_colletti
