Today marks a great day for all of us, the day we are born. And it is also the day when we celebrate our birthdays. This is a special occasion which happens once a year, and it’s so important that people make every effort to make sure that this is one of the best birthdays ever.
It is always exciting to see how the celebration has evolved because different cultures have created various festivals for this day.
It is difficult to find time to laugh and enjoy life’s little moments in today’s hectic world. But, these funny birthday quotes will put a smile on your loved ones’ faces and help you reflect on the things you have been struggling with during this past year.
39 Funny Birthday Quotes To Make Laugh Someone
1. “At least you’re not as old as you will be next year.” ― Unknown
2. “Eventually you reach a point where you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.” ― Will Rogers
3. “Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.” ― Rodney Dangerfield
4. “If you survive long enough, you’re revered-rather like an old building.” ― Katherine Hepburn
5. “Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.” ― Charles Schulz
6. “You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.” ― Woody Allen
7. ) ” A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.” ― Robert Frost
8. “Middle age is when a man is warned to slow down by a doctor instead of a policeman.” ― Unknown
9. “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” ― Mark Twain
10. “Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday and it said that I needed an upgrade.” ― Unknown
11. “Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.” ― Steven Wright
12. “For my birthday I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier…I put them in my room and let them fight it out.” ― Steven Wright
13. “Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.” ― Ogden Nash
14. “That’s the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing.” ― Bob Hope
15. “It’s better to be one month older than one month late!” – Unknown
16. “Age may wrinkle the face, but lack of enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.” ― Danish Proverb
17. “You’re in mint condition for a vintage model. Happy Birthday!” – Catherine Pulsifer
18. “Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.” ― Rev. Larry Lorenzoni
19. “The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you’ll grow out of it.” ― Doris Day
20. “Birthdays are a great time to stop an appreciate gravity. Sure, it makes things sag as you get older, but it also keeps your cake from flying all over the room, so you don’t have to chase it.” ― Greg Tamblyn
21. “When the candles on your cake burn down before they are all lit you know you are getting up there.” ― Catherine Pulsifer
22. “For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.” ― John Glenn
23. “A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.” ― Erma Bombeck
24. “I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So, I got a cake!” – Mitch Hedberg
25. “When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.” ― Joan Rivers
26. “We must both, I’m afraid, recognize that, as we grow older, we become like old cars-more and more repairs and replacements are necessary.” ― C.S. Lewis
27. “Today is the oldest you have been, and the youngest you will ever be. Make the most of it!” – Nicky Gumbel
28. “I’m not aging, I’m marinating.” ― Unknown
29. “All the world is a birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.” ― George Harrison
30. “The older you get the better you get, unless you are a banana.” ― Betty White
31. “Life seems to fade our memory, so on this birthday I will forget yours if you forget mine!” – Kate Summers
32. “You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” ― Bob Hope
33. “From our birthday, until we die, is but the winking of an eye.” ― William Butler Yeats
34. “Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.” ― Charles Schulz
35. “You’re getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it.” ― Felix Severn
36. “After 30, a body has a mind of its own.” ― Bette Midler
37. “The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” ― H.V. Prochnow
38. “You’re not as young as you used to be. But you’re not as old as you’re going to be.” ― Irish Saying
39. “It’s better to be over the hill than under it.” ― Unknown
