25+ Funny Sister Quotes with Images

“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my sister doesn’t count.” – Unknown

“In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips.” – Unknown

“I’m the big sister. No question. No argument. We’ll just do things my way.” – Unknown

“What I love most about us being sisters is we can have totally inappropriate conversations no sane person should ever have. Ever.” – Unknown

“I can’t remember if I am the good sister or the evil sister.” – Unknown

“The middle sister is really just a big sister and a little in one.” – Unknown

“Middle sister. Victim of our older sibling. Tormentor of our younger sibling and somehow, peace keeper between the both of them.” – Unknown

“My sister brightens a day just by being herself.” – Unknown

“Yes, I do have the best sister in the world. It’s just that she’s crazy and she scares me a little bit.” – Unknown

“A perfect sister I am not. But thankful for the one I’ve got.” – Unknown

“Sisters the ones you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them.” – Unknown

“Sisters are like fat thighs… they stick together.” – Unknown

“More than sisters, we are partner in crime. Having a sister is like a best friend you can’t get rid of. You know whatever you’ll do. She’ll always be there.” – Unknown

“Back off. I have a sister and I’m not afraid to use her.” – Unknown

“Damn. Don’t you hate it when you’re about to win a fight with your sister and then… Your mom steps in!” – Unknown

“There is no problem that sisters cannot confront, combat, plot against, ignore, make fun of, drown in chocolate sauce, or run over with the car.” – Unknown

“I smile because you’re my sister. I laugh because you can’t do anything about it.” – Unknown

“You and I are sisters. Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up… as soon as I finish laughing.” – Unknown

“If you mess with the big sister, there is always a younger, crazier sister behind her… That’s who you don’t wanna mess with!” – Unknown

“Sister, did you know good friends come and go but a sister and her wardrobe is for life. Can I borrow your black top.” – Unknown

“A sister just gets it.” – Unknown

“Fairies are real… I have one. She calls herself my sister.” – Unknown

“We are sisters. If I am mad at someone, you are mad at them too. End of story.” – Unknown

“She’s my sister. Hurt her and I will break your face.” – Unknown

“Hey, my lovely sister, I miss you like an idiot misses the point.” – Unknown

“Sister. 1) A best friend for life. 2) Player of dress up. 3) Teller of stories. 4) Keeper of secrets. – Unknown

“You think I am crazy? You should meet my sister!” – Unknown

“I’m not just a sister. I’m a big cup of wonderful covered in awesome sauce with a splash of sassy and a dash of crazy.” – Unknown

“Best friend? Nah, she’s my sister.” – Unknown

“If you don’t understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.” – Unknown