These small beasts may be hiding most of their time in the land but uh no, they are about to come up but with funny looking faces, haha!
Are you of such people who say, I am only here to mole-ify your day?
If you are one of the fans of these animals or even an innocent soul looking for some lightweight puns, you’re in for a treat that’s sure to make you chuckle. Check out these mole puns!
Funny Mole Puns
1. It was a pri-mole response.
2. Post Mole-one – The animal kingdom’s best rapper.
3. Why do moles eat so much? Because they are mole-nourished.
4. The houses are scheduled for de-mole-ition.
5. You’re mole-some.
6. Mole-ars – The largest tooth in a mole’s mouth.
7. Earth is in the Mole-ky Way galaxy.
8. A mole has just won the lottery. She’s now a multi mole-ionaire.
9. How do moles finance their homes? With a molegage.
10. It’s the mole-timate example.
11. Mole-in-one – a mole golfer’s dream!
12. A mole’s favorite actor is Mole Gibson.
13. I knew a spy mole who turned double agent. He was a mole mole.
14. What do you get if you cross a mole with a popular board game? Mole-opoly.
15. You’re my role mole-del.
16. What kind of hairstyle to moles like the most? Molehawks.
17. Don’t tell mole jokes. It’s mole-itically incorrect.
18. I heard a beautiful mole-ody.
19. The future looks dis-mole.
20. They showed hu-mole-ity by acknowledging their mistakes.
21. How do moles get in touch with their friends? By e-mole.
22. If you cross a mole with an insect, you get a mole-squito.
23. How do you stop a mole from digging? Take his shovel away.
24. Moles are made of molecules.
25. Mole-ch your soil.
26. Mole-ars are the biggest of all teeth.
27. Holey Mole-y – a mole with lots of holes.
28. A mole that changes colors is a cha-mole-eon.
29. A sad mole is dis-mole.
30. There are mole-tiple options.
31. What is a moles favorite type of music? Rock ‘n’ mole.
32. The mole, the merrier.
33. Why is it bad to tell mole jokes? It’s mole-itically incorrect.
34. A mole’s favorite composer is Mole-zart.
35. Once you’ve told one mole joke, have you told them mole?
36. I prefer having mole-tiple choices.
37. My garden has been totally destroyed by moles. It looks like a de-mole-ition site.
38. The mole went to the dentist to remove its mole-ars.
39. Guacamole – what moles dip their chips into.
40. There’s mole where that came from.
41. Why do moles like Cindy Crawford? They are her favorite super-mole-dle.
42. The results are abys-mole.
43. Ace in the mole.
44. What are moles made of? Mole-cules.
45. My favorite summer fruit is watermole-on.
46. A mole’s favorite board game is Mole-opoly.
47. Who was moles favorite composer? Moles-art.
48. Moles exercise by running on the tread-mole.
49. Why did the mole doctor lose his job? Medical mole-practice.
50. Lawyers can be sued for mole-practice.
51. What do you call a miserable mole? Dis-mole.
52. We are fa-mole-y.
53. Moles are burrowing mam-moles.
54. I’m going to the shopping mole.
55. What kind of entertainment do moles like? Mole-some.
56. I love to eat mole-berries.
57. There was a mole-function in the system.
58. They had an mole-terior motive.
59. After high school, they joined the mole-itary.
60. I enjoy eating cara-mole ice cream.
61. E-mole – how moles send messages via computer.
62. What do you get if you cross a mole with an avocado? Guacamole.
63. Water-mole-on – a mole’s favourite melon.
64. The rich mole is a mole-ti-mole-ionaire.
65. A mole that goes to the desert becomes a ca-mole.
66. Moles love to listen to rock and mole.
67. When you put a mole and avocado together, you get guacamole.
68. We had an infor-mole meeting.
69. I’m fa-mole-iar with the subject.
70. I’ll send you an e-mole reminder.
71. Slow as mole-asses.
72. The event’s dress code is for-mole.
73. We have si-mole-ar interests.
74. Moles communicate in Mole-se code.
75. A mole’s favorite haircut is the mole-let.
76. Holy Moley – a religious mole.
77. Truth be mole-d.
78. A mole’s favorite field of study in math is mole-tiplication.
79. What did mole teach her students in math class? Mole-tiplication.
80. A mole’s favorite baseball team is the Mole-waukee Brewers.
81. What do you get if you cross a mole with a painkiller? Paraceta-mole.
82. I had to go and get a mole removed from my shoulder today. I’ve no idea how he got up there.
83. I’m having a mole-ten chocolate cake for dessert.
84. Moles are my favorite ani-moles.
85. Mole-cule – A mole’s favourite particle.
86. There was paranor-mole activity going on.
87. The mole said to the dirt, “I dig you.”
88. Everything’s back to nor-mole.
89. What kind of fruit do moles eat in the summer? Water-mole-ns.
90. What TV show do moles like best? Molerose place.
91. Mole money. Mole problems.
92. I love roasting marsh-mole-lows.
93. You’re one in a mole-lion.
94. It’s a s-mole world.
95. Santa lives in the North Mole.
96. There was a sense of mole-ncholy in the air.
97. A mole that keeps things simple is a mini-mole-ist.
98. I’m traveling to Mole-bourne, Australia.
99. Mole money. Mole problems.