The Hangover is a film about three men on the last day of their bachelor party in Vegas. They wake up in a hotel room to find that they have lost all their money and ended up owing the hotel for everything they’ve done while partying.
When it comes to planning, things always go wrong. The best way you can avoid this is to plan and set yourself up for success with the right tools and resources. You need to be aware of your limitations, your strengths, and weaknesses, as well as what you want out of your business, before you start spending money on anything else.
Here are the best and most hilarious quotes from the movie that will make you laugh and want to watch it again.
45 Greatest Hangover Quotes That Are Hilarious To Read
1. “Oh, my God! That is my tooth! Why do you have that? What else is in your pockets?” ~ Stu
2. “Okay, kids. You’re in for a real treat today. These gentlemen have kindly volunteered to demonstrate how a stun gun is used to subdue a suspect. That’s right.” ~ Officer Franklin
3. “Whose f**king baby is that?” ~ Phil
4. “To a night the four of us will never forget!” ~ Phil
5. “Jesus, he’s like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and shit.” ~ Phil
6. “Don’t worry about it, man. Like you said, we all do dumb shit when we’re f**ked up.” ~ Mike Tyson
7. “I don’t know, Phil. Apparently, I’m a guy who marries complete strangers. This whole situation is completely f**ked. These mugs. This hat.” ~ Stu
8. “Remember what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit’ll come back with you.” ~ Sid
9. “And we’re the three best friends that anybody could have.” ~ Alan
10. “What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?” ~ Stu
11. “Yeah, we’re stuck in traffic in a stolen police car with what is sure to be a missing child in the back seat. Which part of this is fun?” ~ Stu
12. “You’re such a bad person. Like, all the way through to your core! Alan, shall we dance?” ~ Stu
13. “Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza?” ~ Stu
14. “Oh, my God! Oh, my God! You just nailed the baby.” ~ Stu
15. “I look like a nerdy hillbilly!” ~ Stu
16. “What’s the problem? We’re just riding an elevator. Why, is this Jeopardy? What the f**k is this bullshit!” ~ Phil
17. “I do. It’s at the corner of ‘Get A Map and F**k Off’. I’m a doctor, not a tour guide. Figure it out yourself, okay? You’re big boys.” ~ Dr. Valsh
18. “There’s a jungle cat in the bathroom!” ~ Alan
19. “You are literally too stupid to insult.” ~ Stu
20. “I can’t believe I gave my grandmother’s Holocaust ring to someone I just met. What was I thinking?” ~ Stu
21. “Let’s just get some coffee and get the f**k out of Nevada before housekeeping shows.” ~ Phil
22. “Wow! You are the world’s shittiest drug dealer.” ~ Stu
23. “Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It’s not gambling when you know you’re going to win. Counting cards is a foolproof system.” ~ Alan
24. “Whatever happens tonight, I won’t ever speak a word of it. Seriously. I don’t care what happens. I don’t care if we kill someone. You heard me, it’s Sin City.” ~ Alan
25. “Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.” ~ Phil
26. “By the way, we’re all gonna die.” ~ Stu
27. “You know what, Doug? You should enjoy yourself because come Sunday you’re going to start dying, just a little bit, every day.” ~ Phil
28. “Don’t let the beard fool you. He’s a child!” ~ Stu
29. “Would you shut up and drive before these nerds ask me another question?” ~ Phil
30. “There you go. That’s the stuff. I like the intensity. Eye of the tiger. Good. You’re holding fifty thousand volts, little man. Don’t be afraid to ride the lightning.” ~ Officer Franklin
31. “Whoa, whoa, whoa! I’m a schoolteacher, I got a family, okay? I’m all for secrecy, but I’m not going to torch a f**king cop car.” ~ Phil
32. “Phil, we’re not even going to be in the room. It’s one night, we can share beds. It’s no big deal.” ~ Stu
33. “It’s rock, paper, scissors. There’s nothing more fair.” ~ Phil
34. “Phil, we’re not going to leave a baby in the room, there’s a f**king tiger in the bathroom!” ~ Stu
35. “Toodooloo, motherf**ker!” ~ Mr. Chow
36. “Four of us wolves, wandering the desert together in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine.” ~ Alan
37. “Hey, Phil, am I missing a tooth?” ~ Stu
38. “What are you talking about? I’ve found a baby before.” ~ Alan
39. “To a night the four of us will never forget!” ~ Phil
40. “You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think he’s kind of a sweetheart.” ~ Stu
41. “Oh! Holy f**k! He’s not kidding! There’s a tiger in there!” ~ Phil
42. “Why are you peppering the steak? You don’t know if tigers like pepper.” ~ Stu
43. “It’d be so cool if I could breastfeed, you know?” ~ Alan
44. “I’m sorry, you mean the drug dealer at the liquor store wasn’t a good guy?” ~ Stu
45. “You know, I just have to say I have never seen a more beautiful, elegant, just regal creature.” ~ Phil
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