100+ Stock Market Pick Up Lines

If you want to make an impression on someone you like who is interested in trading on the stock market, then all you need just to start a conversation with these hot and cheesy Stock market pick up lines that will show off your knowledge of the market and impress your crush with your wit and charm.

Whether you are looking for a long-term relationship or just want to have some fun, this pick is an effective way to flirt with a hot girl or guy in who you are interested. Enjoy.

Stock Market Pick Up Lines

1. So what is your interest rate for me?

2. I’m like quantitative easing: inflation will soon follow.

3. I want to wait until your Stockings are Low, and then Invest in your Portfolio.

4. Girl, let’s go all the way, because the bottom is not in until I enter my position.

5. The marginal returns of spending time with you will never diminish.

6. I got the money, you got the body, let’s see what return we could yield together.

7. You gave me the indicator signal to push the button for you girl.

8. With you, my interest rate is rising.

9. I’d want some of my bear paws on those double top of yours.

10. Girl, have you been rated by an analyst? Because you are definitely a buy.

11. Wanna come up to my office and observe my sector rotation?

12. I hope you’re a bear, cause I’m going to go down on you.

13. Do you want to bond me, or should I stock you instead?

14. I have a a huge Stock.

15. Im down like the stock market, now ride me to the top.

16. Would you be interested in large growth investment?

17. Hey hun, can I buy some puts? ‘Cause I’d love to watch you go down.

18. Double bottom or double top, I want them all.

19. Are you into markets? How about I show you the candlestick of what I own?

20. I’d like to take you to my offshore account, if you know what I mean.

21. Babe, long or short? Either way I got you.

22. Girl, I am all in. Do you feel the bullishness?

23. I’m on the investor relations team and I need your help to uphold shareholder values.

24. Babe, you got premium.

25. How’d you like to align your employee interests with those of upper management?

26. If you were at stock…I just couldn’t sell.

27. If you have a ticker symbol, it must be either $SEXY or $HOT.

28. I prefer the Bare Market, if you catch my drift.

29. I want to know all of your technical, so I could do some proper research into you.

30. Wolf of Wall Street” was based on me.

31. How bout you bend over and I’ll takeover.

32. I can tell by your interest that you’re easy money.

33. We know we got futures together.

34. Girl, I love you high and low.

35. Fraud makes me sad while you make me glad.

36. Babe, what a great hedge you got there.

37. I’d be your angel investor any day.

38. Girl, are you ready for some high frequency action tonight?

39. I want controlling interest of your assets.

40. Girl you know how to ride the bull wave?

41. Babe, keep on going down, and I’ll always average down with you.

42. I’d be your angel investor any day.

43. Girl, I love that double bottom of yours.

44. Babe, you just gave me an all time high in my pants.

45. Are you buyin’ what I’m sellin’?

46. Your value stocks make me grow in my pants.

47. Buy me babe, I’ll outperform for you tonight in bed.

48. Loving you pays dividends.

49. I like my woman wild. Are you a volatile asset?

50. Would you like to be bailed out and still collect a bonus?

51. If you’re going down, I’m buying.

52. I’ll give you my number, then you have a call option.

53. Girl, I could chart you every day of my life.

54. You are my long term hold.

55. Hey baby, want to see my S&P index?

56. I’m willing to go down for your shares, but I’ll take 69 as a final offer.

57. My Nasdaq is always up.

58. Girl, are you a stock? Because you sure like bouncing a lot.

59. Wanna speculate our futures tonight?

60. Do you feel the high-yield bond between us?

61. Baby you gotta nice rear dividend.

62. Did it hurt when you crashed?

63. I want to restructure you.

64. Babe, I’ll trade my time and money for your love.

65. Girl, you looks good. Won’t you Nasdaq that ass up?

66. You’re a hot commodity.

67. If you take a short position, I’ll show you my long bond.

68. I’m like quantitative easing: inflation will soon follow.

69. My stock is strong, like bull.

70. Are you on the market, cause I’d love to buy that stock.

71. I will buy and hold you forever. Never selling you.

72. Girl, I’ll let you call where I put in tonight.

73. How bout we do some inside her trading?

74. I’d would love to see how your bottom line compensates for the inflation in my pants.

75. Baby, you’re not an option, — you’re totally a future.

76. I got a tiny investment for you.

77. Can I turn your resistance level into a support level by making new highs with you.

78. Is that a catalyst in your plans, or are you just happy to see me?

79. I’ll give you my number, then you have a call option.

80. Want to experience some Mutual Fun tonight?

81. I trade rare metals, and you look like the rarest one of them all.

82. “Wolf of Wall Street” was based on me.

83. I got leverage, and I know how to use it.

84. Babe, are you autist enough to date me?

85. Babe, how about BTD? Buy the dip. My dip.

86. You want some ETF tonight? I will Ejaculate The Fuck into you.

87. You will always get the upgrade in my heart.

88. Honey, you’ve got my dividend up. Are you ready for my distribution?

89. Girl, I could bear hug you all night long.

90. Are you a bear, because I want to go down with you.

91. Hey baby, I’m like a diversified portfolio: low risk.

92. With a little after-hours trading we could negotiate your cum dividend.

93. I love to share, wanna stock broke me?

94. How would you like to join me for some Exchange Traded Fun?

95. You so hot, I am gonna YOLO you with out of the money calls.

96. Looks like a merger is in order…how wide can you split your stocks?

97. Hey girl, are you the stock market? Because you’re very volatile and I don’t really understand you.

98. Lets just say I like to Package your Derivatives.

99. Girl you so hot, perhaps its time to split your legs.

100. Girl, you are the worth the risk.

101. Wanna see my huge stock tip?

102. Babe, the market is not the only thing going parabolic tonight.

103. Are you a day trader? How about we do some overnight trading?

104. The market’s not the only thing that goes down sometimes.

105. Girl I got my P&L to show you tonight. Pushing and loving that is.

106. These stocks aren’t the only thing rising.

107. Girl, if you and I were a stock, we’d be Pork Futures.

108. Want to see what fully invested feels like?

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