99 Planet Puns That Are Beyond This World

The Planet is different from other solar systems in the universe. And has been designed with a set of goals and values that are important to humans, with the ability to grow and evolve while also being able to provide for human needs.

When comes to puns is a form of wordplay that is often used in humour and as a form of wit. With the advent of digital media, puns have become more prevalent in the modern era. Thus, sharing puns can help us feel close to people we might not know well or at all. Therefore, we’ve compiled a list of Planet to lighten up the mood for others.

Planet Puns

1. I’ve got planet-y of puns up my sleeve.

2. What do astronauts listen to on the radio? Nep-tunes.

3. I’m tired of doing Orion’s share of the work.

4. Do you know what’s smaller than a planet? The planet’s sun.

5. I’m at the end of my Europa.

6. Heaven must have centaur from above.

7. Jupiter (you better) be nice to the others!

8. That meal was so w-earth (worth) every penny.

9. What will they call the first interstellar currency? Starbucks.

10. People ask how I manage to stay so organised. I just plan-et that way.

11. I really can’t hear you, I’ve nep-tuned you out.

12. Why does the moon need money? It’s on its last quarter.

13. How do you know when the moon has enough to eat? When it’s full.

14. Ju-pi-ter double check that just in case.

15. What planet is next to Uranus? Poopiter.

16. Why does the Sun go to school? To get brighter!

17. Saturn-day is my favorite day of the week.

18. It’s morning, rays and shine.

19. Know your w-earth (worth).

20. Oh no, here comes hubble.

21. Why do you have to clean your house so much in space? Stardust is everywhere.

22. I’m so tired, I’m about to calypso.

23. I just got an intra-venus injection.

24. What do aliens say to cats? Take me to your litter.

25. Bloom where you’re planet-ed.

26. up my sleeve.

27. What did the astronaut do after he crashed into the moon? He Apollo-gized.

28. You have to mars-ter all of your courage, little one…

29. Come sky with me.

30. The little girl Saturn (sat on) the stool.

31. Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos have deep rockets.

32. Like father like sun.

33. Mars-upials are my favorite animals.

34. Feeling sad? Hope you can Saturn that frown upside down.

35. Sa-turn that frown, upside down.

36. You are really asking for hubble.

37. Chance would be a shine thing.

38. We have a pluto-nic relationship.

39. Why don’t aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny!

40. Let’s sing Bridge Over Hubbled Waters.

41. What do planets like to read? Comet books.

42. Don’t take things so siriusly.

43. Why did the star have a crush on the sun? It was the center of his universe.

44. Sunny you should ask.

45. Her story was very nebula-s.

46. Happy b-earth-day!

47. A sunny thing happened today.

48. Puns are so capricorn-y.

49. Been there, sun that.

50. Why did they name the planet Saturn so? It had a nice ring to it.

51. I love mars-ipan on cake.

52. Uranus – where poop comes out.

53. Sky me to the moon.

54. Jew-piter – A planet that celebrates Hanukkah.

55. Do you like my space-puns, comet, and let me know.

56. What type of songs do planets sing? Nep-Tunes.

57. Put through your spaces.

58. Why did the cow want to become an astronaut? So she could see the Milky Way.

59. Don’t trit-on me.

60. You’re an absolute venus. (genius)

61. Written in the mars (stars).

62. I checked out a book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

63. It’s all sun and games.

64. Aliens are great poets, they write their poems in uni-verses.

65. Jack of all trades, Mars-ter of none.

66. Where can you read about planets exploding? In the orbituaries.

67. Is the universe ready for a genius space pun or two? let’s find out.

68. See you crater, space invader!

69. Ketchup and Mars-tard.

70. You rock-et my world.

71. I’m cooking ‘hubble and squeak’ for dinner.

72. Learning about space all day is exhausting. I need a launch break.

73. Satte-lite the night.

74. Hold on a moon-ute.

75. Time to Sa-turn things around.

76. What’s E.T. short for? He has little legs.

77. I love you with all my heart and solar.

78. Do you have a plan-et for this weekend?

79. What UV is what you get.

80. What is an alien’s favourite chocolate? A Mars bar.

81. What do you call a tick on the moon? A luna-tick.

82. Uranus – The pun that all 12 year olds love to use.

83. You Mars be joking.

84. Space rocks!

85. To organise the best space party ever, you need to plan-et.

86. Gravi-tea keeps me grounded.

87. Shuttle up and get moving, we’re going to be late.

88. I plan-et everything ahead of time.

89. Behind mars (bars).

90. Hubble, hubble, toil and trouble, it’s Halloween.

91. Will you crater to my every whim?

92. At a snail’s space.

93. I just bought a Mars-zda.

94. Orion’s Belt is a huge waist of space.

95. Atmosphere puts a smile on my space.

96. From head to plu-toe

97. Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor. Better safe than starry.

98. Sun and dusted.

99. How do you organize a space party? You planet.

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