Suppose you are at the bar or on the lacrosse field and trying hard to impress someone you find attractive, and you use this lacrosse pick up lines which are cheesy and funny. Do you have an idea what will happen next? Well, it will show off your knowledge of the game while demonstrating your wit and charm. So go ahead and impress with your smooth moves.
Lacrosse Pick Up Lines
1. Are you a lacrosse helmet? Because you’ve got me head over heels for you.
2. What do you call a lacrosse player with a sharp stick? Cutting edge.
3. Is your name Face Dodge? Because you’ve dodged your way into my heart.
4. Are you a fast break? Because you’ve got my heart racing.
5. Is your name Penalty Box? Because I’m ready to serve time with you.
6. Are you a ground ball specialist? Because you’ve scooped up my affection.
7. Are you a lacrosse field? Because you’re where I want to spend my game days.
8. Are you a lacrosse jersey? Because you look like a winner to me.
9. What kind of car does a lacrosse player drive? A Dodge.
10. Are you a goalie stick? Because you’ve blocked out all other thoughts.
11. What do you call a baller playing lacrosse? Pick “n” Roll.
12. Is your name Lacrosse? Because you’re the goal I’ve been aiming for.
13. Are you a goalie? Because you’ve saved my heart from being empty.
14. So you’ve seen the movie Crooked Arrow? You can see my crooked arrow for free.
15. Can I put my lacrosse stick in your goal?
16. Are you a lacrosse ball? Because you’ve bounced right into my heart.
17. You’ve been running lacrosse in my mind all day.
18. How does a lacrosse player deliver his messages? By Air Mail.
19. Are you a lacrosse net? Because I’m aiming to score a goal in your heart.
20. Are you a lacrosse fan? Because I’m your biggest admirer.
21. Are you a midfielder? Because you’re perfectly positioned in my heart.
22. What do you call a lacrosse player who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
23. I don’t call yellow cards for getting too physical.
24. Is your name Crosse? Because you’ve crossed my path and left a mark on my heart.
25. Is your name Attack? Because I feel like you’re on the offensive in my heart.
26. Are you a long pole defenseman? Because you’re the defender of my heart.
27. Baby win me over like you win the face-off.
28. Are you a lacrosse stick? Because you’ve got a great handle on my feelings.
29. What do you call a nerd playing lacrosse? A pocket protector.
30. Is your name Lacrosse Coach? Because I’m ready to follow your game plan.
31. Is your name Crease? Because you’re always in the right spot in my heart.
32. Which animal is the best at lacrosse? A score-pion.
33. What did the lacrosse stick say to the ball? Catch ya later.
34. Why is the lacrosse field hot after the game? Because all the fans have left.
35. What do lacrosse players drink? PenalTea.
36. What do you call a goth kid playing lacrosse? The cutter.
37. Hey, my stick skills are amazing. I know all the tricks.
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