100+ Cookie Puns That’ll Make You Laugh

Cookies are tasty, and they are sweet, and they also give you a feeling of happiness and satisfaction. The benefits of eating cookies are that they are suitable for your health. And they provide a lot of nutrients that the body needs, like carbohydrates, fats, protein, fibre and minerals.

Below, we’ve compiled a list of Cookie puns that are the best and most hilarious you’ll love. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.

1. Chews-day is the best day to eat cookies.

2. These fortune cookies won’t cost you a fortune.

3. Jar not going to believe who stole all the cookies.

4. Did it all for the cookie ‘Gram.

5. Chip chip hooray.

6. I’m not going to sugarcoat it. The sugar cookies were terrible.

7. These cookies and I were mint to be.

8. Nothing like a good wake & bake.

9. Don’t go baking my heart.

10. This cookie is worth a fortune.

11. We’re a batch made in heaven.

12. You batter believe when I say I am a smart cookie.

13. This was a cookie mistake.

14. My love for cookies is s’more than a feeling.

15. I am going nuts over these nut cookies.

16. How fortunate am I for this fortune cookie.

17. Oreo a cookie lover too.

18. Tough cookies don’t crumble easily.

19. The Oreo cookie went to the dentist to get a filling.

20. You are the raisin to my cookies.

21. It’s peanut butter when we’re together.

22. You bake it, you eat it.

23. Love at first bite.

24. These lemon cookies I made are the zest.

25. Don’t be so crummy.

26. Hey, you know what they say, easy crumb easy dough.

27. You make my dreams crumb true.

28. Cookies are butter late than never.

29. These heart-shaped cookies make my dream crumb true.

30. That’s one tough cookie.

31. Don’t mind him, he’s a little cookie.

32. The cookie and I are mint to be.

33. Hey lemon cookie, you’re the zest.

34. One smart cookie.

35. You’re the raisin I smile.

36. Tough cookies never crumble.

37. Thanks for raisin me right.

38. I hope this cookie bakes your day batter.

39. A cookie a day bakes your day.

40. Good things crumb to those who wait.

41. Smart cookies contain academia nuts.

42. Bad dough leads to a crook-ie.

43. That’s the way the cookie crumbles.

44. Sweet on this batch.

45. Let’s bake the world a butter place.

46. If life gives you lemons, make some lemon cookies.

47. Fresh out of the oven (and straight into my stomach).

48. This cookie is the raisin I smile.

49. Everything happens for a raisin.

50. Let’s bake this happen more often.

51. We’re a batch made in heaven.

52. During Halloween, eat ghoul-scout cookies.

53. Monkeys love chocolate chimp cookies.

54. It’s even batter than last time.

55. Go on and bake my day.

56. Hey cookie, you’re the sweetest.

57. Cookie, you’re so dough-pe.

58. I chews you.

59. A batch made in heaven.

60. Cookies and chocolate chips always go hand in hand.

61. Keep crumb, and eat a cookie.

62. This lemon cookie is the zest.

63. You are the milk to my cookie.

64. Just trying to bake the world a better place.

65. We go together like milk and cookies.

66. The winner bakes it all.

67. This batch of cookies are made in heaven.

68. Such a fortunate cookie for having a boo like you.

69. Bake me up before you dough dough.

70. Keep calm and eat cookies.

71. Raisin the roof.

72. There’s dough much I want to say about you.

73. Whatever crumbles your cookie.

74. These sweet cookies are full of love, just like you.

75. These cookies are nutty. Just like you.

76. Oh, for goodness bakes.

77. Here I crumb.

78. It’s the bakers that make the world smell batter.

79. How doughpe are these cookies going to be.

80. I like you a choco-lot.

81. If there is a whisk, there is a way.

82. This is what you call friend-chip goals.

83. You’re a smart cookie.

84. I almost feel bad eating this beauty…almost.

85. Look how a-dough-rable these cookies are.

86. Oh ginger snap, I ate all the cookies.

87. My dear cookie, you are the raisin I smile.

88. All good cookies must crumb to an end.

89. I hope these cookies make your day batter.

90. My love for cookies is s’more than a feeling.

91. I love having cookies ‘n’ dreams.

92. Wishing you a day that’s chocolate full of fun.

93. You’re a-dough-rable.

94. What’s on the menu is me-n-u.

95. It was a cookie mistake.

96. This is quite literally how the cookie crumbles.

97. Chip in for some chocolate chip cookies.

98. Hey cookie, you’re the sweetest.

99. In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.

100. Bakers gonna bake.

101. Some things are butter left unsaid.

102. All good things crumb to an end.

103. Thanks for raisin me up.

104. These cookies are like me. A bit nutty.

105. Everything I dough, I dough it for you.

106. Gonna milk this cookie for all it’s worth.

107. Life is what you bake of it.

108. You’re a tough cookie.

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