75+ Bird Puns That Will Make You Quack

Birds are the most diverse group of animals on Earth. And they are often seen as a symbol of freedom and happiness. But on the other hand, some people believe birds represent the soul and are a sign of change.

While there are many reasons, people love birds, one of them is their colourfulness and beauty. Also, they are found in almost every environment and have adapted to all sorts of lifestyles, from perching in trees to swimming underwater. And they play a huge role in the ecosystem as they eat insects, clean the air and pollinate plants.

If you’re ready for a good laugh, here we’ve discovered some of the best and most hilarious Bird puns you’ll love. Scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.

Bird Puns

1. Season’s Tweetings.

2. Hoo cares?

3. Hello, Nice to tweet you.

4. Beak-a-boo!

5. What kind of bird doesn’t need a comb? A bald eagle.

6. Flock off.

7. How do birds on a wire start a relationship? They meet online.

8. Better luck nest time.

9. He beaked in high school.

10. Which birds are always depressed? Bluebirds.

11. You have to learn the bird-nacular.

12. Which bird makes you laugh? A comedi-hen.

13. Egg-citing.

14. Happy bird-day to you!

15. My favorite dance is the Chicken Dance. It’s poultry in motion!

16. Bird puns fly right over my head.

17. You’re a chirp off the old block.

18. What’s a parrot’s favorite game? Hide and speak.

19. I suspect fowl play.

20. He is im-peck-ablely (impeccably) dressed.

21. What the flock?

22. You’re a stud puffin.

23. He’s gone quackers.

24. I bird(heard) you the first time.

25. I’ve over quail-ified for this job.

26. What kind of bird is the cleanest? Dove.

27. I’m a little bit egg-centric.

28. This is hawkward.

29. Happy birthday, mother puffer!

30. Bird on the street is you like bird puns.

31. I think you’re dove-ly.

32. Hi Tweetie Pie.

33. Owl always love you!

34. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!

35. Toucan play at this game.

36. Three shrikes and you’re out.

37. You are so emu-sing.

38. A duck’s favorite part of the 4th of July is the firequackers.

39. What bird film won an Oscar? Lord of the Wings.

40. Owl by myself.

41. Toucan do it!

42. Who is the one bird who doesn’t like tweeting? Mark Zuckerbird.

43. I speak portugeese.

44. No egrets.

45. Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words.

46. If you need more money, invest in the stork market.

47. What do you get if you kiss a bird? A peck on the cheek.

48. Here’s a toucan of my appreciation.

49. What language do geese speak? Porchageese.

50. I hope you find our puns emu-sing.

51. What type of maths do owls like? Owlgebra.

52. I’m feeling emu-tional.

53. Poultry in motion.

54. What type of books do owls like? Hoot-dunnits.

55. What type of bird works at a building site? A crane.

56. Why is it hard to tell deceased birds apart? They’re dead wingers.

57. I’m hooting for ya!

58. It’s owl or nothing.

59. Owl never give up.

60. It’s cocktiel hour.

61. What the duck?

62. Bird puns are ducking awesome.

63. Talk birdy to me.

64. Im-peck-able.

65. Toucan play at the game.

66. What do you name a synthetic parrot? PollyEster.

67. That bird convict will definitely serve pigeon (prison) time.

68. You’re so tweet.

69. Get off the drucks you quackhead.

70. Where does bird royalty live? Duckingham Palace.

71. Fowl on the play!

72. Where do birds invest their money? In the stork market.

73. I have no egrets.

74. You are owlsome.

75. That’s hawkward.

76. Alright, enough with the wise quacks.

77. Owl you need is love.

78. Toucan’t touch this.

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