40 Vince Vaughn Quotes That Define His Unique Humor

1. “I’ve been lucky to work with people that I like most of the time. If I don’t like them, I’ll play head games with them to get their minds spinning.” – Vince Vaughn

2. “I was a bed wetter till very late. My mom used to hang my sheets out the window to dry, and I’d have to run home from school in order to beat the other kids to my house so they wouldn’t see them.” – Vince Vaughn

3. “I never did anything for free. Other than dancing in clubs. I give that away for nothing.” – Vince Vaughn

4. “As an artist, I can’t be responsible for how people interpret material.” – Vince Vaughn

5. “I didn’t own a cell phone for a long time. I was late in the game on that.” – Vince Vaughn

6. “It’s well known that the greatest defense against an intruder is the sound of a gun hammer being pulled back.” – Vince Vaughn

7. “My father came from nothing, so he believed that people could do anything if they worked hard enough. I think he liked that I chose to be an actor.” – Vince Vaughn

8. “The message of individual liberty and peace is contagious.” – Vince Vaughn

9. “I think too many people look at the arts with a religious outlook. Arts, music, singing and performing, it’s all make-believe.” – Vince Vaughn

10. “All of us have a lot of sides to ourselves, but the fun thing about being actor is you make one side predominant for the character you’re playing.” – Vince Vaughn

11. “I’m not a big gadget guy. When I write, I’ll do the whole thing by hand, and then I’ll put it into the computer.” – Vince Vaughn

12. “Please don’t take a turn to negative town.” – Vince Vaughn

13. “We are gonna have tons and tons of opportunities to meet gorgeous ladies that get so aroused by the thought of marriage that they’ll throw their inhibitions to the wind.” – Vince Vaughn

14. “Whenever you’re scared of something, don’t let that define you. We all feel it, but step up.” – Vince Vaughn

15. “I’ve always been a fan of a Johnny Carson because he was so great with an audience and not afraid of self-deprecating humor.” – Vince Vaughn

16. “I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don’t have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya it feels phenomenal.” – Vince Vaughn

17. “You don’t worry about being liked. You have to be yourself.” – Vince Vaughn

18. “I don’t like dates. If you meet someone that you like then meet them out somewhere. That’s good because that’s comfortable. I don’t like the feeling of going to pick someone up that I don’t know that well at their house and then take them to kind of a formal restaurant.” – Vince Vaughn

19. “If you’ve been on the covers of some magazines and been in a few movies that have been seen by people, for some reason, women seem to be drawn to you.” – Vince Vaughn

20. “Well, Columbus wasn’t looking for America, my man, but that turned out to be pretty okay for everyone.” – Vince Vaughn

21. “I’m not perfect, but who are we kidding? Neither are you. And you wanna know what? I dig it!” – Vince Vaughn

22. “I’m romantic to some degree, if I really like somebody. I’m more romantic if there’s someone that I like than I am a romantic just for romantics sake.” – Vince Vaughn

23. “Fate has me highly skilled and loaded with talent.” – Vince Vaughn

24. “For me, I love California. I feel like it’s my second home in that I moved out by choice at eighteen. It gave me opportunities that I didn’t have anywhere else.” – Vince Vaughn

25. “There’s nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you’re money and that you want to party.” – Vince Vaughn

26. “I was never a big fashion person, and so I’m sure I wore whatever. I was growing, and so I just wore whatever clothes that weren’t that expensive and made sense at the time. But I’m sure that I look back and say, ‘What was I thinking?’ My adolescence was more in the ’80s, and that’s more my cross to bear.” – Vince Vaughn

27. “The last book I read was the book I’ve been rereading most of my life, The Fountainhead.” – Vince Vaughn

28. “I feel like as you get older, the roles you get change, and you don’t always want to do the same tone over and over again.” – Vince Vaughn

29. “To me, more importantly, I want to make films that I believe in, that I find value in that I think folks will like.” – Vince Vaughn

30. “Craziest thing I ever did for love? It’s all crazy. None of it makes any sense, does it, when you’re in love with someone. It doesn’t make any logical sense. I guess that’s why they call it being in love.” – Vince Vaughn

31. “When you’re acting you always want to come across as if you’re not acting. For me, my take is always to have it feel like you’re watching someone on film and that comes with a lot of preparation time.” – Vince Vaughn

32. “I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. And I take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I’ve had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?” – Vince Vaughn

33. “If an ordinary person parks outside another ordinary person’s house for a week, it’s considered stalking. If, however, that person is considered newsworthy, it’s perfectly legal for paparazzi to do the same thing.” – Vince Vaughn

34. “You’ll never meet a nicer guy than Owen Wilson.” – Vince Vaughn

35. “Relationships are a two way street. Not a highway and a bike path.” – Vince Vaughn

36. “It’s nice when people are passionate about something, and it’s always better when they let the subject tell the story, more so then when you can tell people are trying to get their own philosophy into it.” – Vince Vaughn

37. “Some people really like to get into Twitter, but it’s not my thing.” – Vince Vaughn

38. “I just want people to come to my stuff and escape and see me as a character, not as anything else.” – Vince Vaughn

39. “It’s really nice that the truth can finally come out.” – Vince Vaughn

40. “I’m not perfect, but who are we kidding? Neither are you. And you wanna know what? I dig it!” – Vince Vaughn

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