77 Vampire Pick Up Lines

Flirting is an art, but it also can be a daunting task. But by using vampire pick up lines, it’s easier to make an impactful connection. But why choose the vampire pick up line? Well, since our childhood, we have all loved watching movies related to vampire, and he is one of the most famous characters known for their wit, charm, and intelligence. Therefore using these lines, you can impress that hot girl or guy and show them you have what it takes to make them laugh and feel special.

Vampire Pick Up Lines

1. I’m not a Vampire but i’ll bite your neck like one.

2. I wish you were a vampire so we could do some necking.

3. I can really suck the life out of you.

4. I love a girl with brains, but not in the zombie way.

5. You sound English. I can show you a bloody good time.

6. Are you a vampire? Because I’ve got something I’ld like you to suck.

7. It’s a good thing we’re not in a horror movie. The pretty girl always goes first.

8. Is there room for two in your coffin?

9. Wanna get together and bite each other all night long?

10. Is it true what they say about lady vampires? That they really know how to suck?

11. If you were blood I’d suck you.

12. Are those fangs or are you just happy to see me?

13. You look good enough to eat.

14. I prefer the real thing, so I’ll buy you a steak sandwich with a bloody Mary.

15. You’re so beautiful, Van Helsing wouldn’t kill you.

16. Is that a wooden spike in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

17. I felt like a vampire, but I am not hungry for your love, and instead, I want your beautiful heart.

18. Let me make your heartbeat again.

19. I’m a 500 year old cougar, And the best you’ll ever have.

20. Is that a stake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

21. That’s a nice looking cape. It would look even nicer on the floor at the foot of my bed.

22. It’s almost midnight. I can’t wait to see what you turn into.

23. If you let me, I’ll show you a bloody good time. Because you sound English.

24. Will you turn into a bat for me? A long, hard one?

25. They say my blood is the sweetest. Wanna find out how the rest me tastes?

26. I want to suck your blood… and your toes.

27. Hey, where have you been all my afterlife?

28. Given a chance, I’ll suck the life out of you.

29. If you were a blood type you’d be my favorite.

30. Your eyes share one thing in common with my skin; they both sparkle in the sun.

31. Kissing your rosebud lips will only be one bite. But if you want another, you can let me hug you.

32. I suck. You suck. Let’s make this a party.

33. You make me want to go out into the sun. I belong to you.

34. You’re so beautiful I think my heart just stopped. Wow it really did.

35. You have a very delicate neck. Can I taste it?

36. You’re so sexy, you make me want to whip something out — and it’s not a crucifix.

37. I turn into an animal in bed. No really, I’m serious.

38. You look dead sexy. Literally.

39. One hour with me and you’ll be seeing THREE reflections in a mirror.

40. I’m the best cougar you’ll ever have, just 500 years old.

41. Your blood is so hot I could get burnt.

42. What your sexiness is making me want to whip out is not a crucifix.

43. You’re like the sun you’re so hot you make my blood boil.

44. Your eyes are like my skin, sparkles in the sun.

45. Are you a vampire? Because your good looks drive me batty.

46. So you’re a slayer? I like that in a woman.

47. Your life would suck without me… oh, wait it will suck with me.

48. Baby, you’re so beautiful, I’d take 1,000 bites just to get one kiss from you.

49. If I was a vampire I’d bite you.

50. Hey babe, you’re hot AF. Even hotter than most of the vampires I’ve burned.

51. Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.

52. Don’t worry, I won’t impale you with a stake.

53. Is there anything human left in you? Would you like some?

54. Hey girl. Wanna go out for a bite.

55. Hey baby, what’s your blood type?

56. I’m not a Vampire, but I’ll bite your neck like one.

57. Once you go Drac, you never go back.

58. Want to find out what I turn into at midnight?

59. How would you like to be immortal for just one night?

60. Besides being a genuine devil in the sheets, I’m a vampire in the streets.

61. I fell in blood the first time I saw you.

62. If I said you have a beautiful corpse, would you hold it against me?

63. Is that bloodlust I’m sensing — or just lust?

64. I can make your heart beat again.

65. My favorite Twilight movie is: Call me batty, but I think this is love at first bite.

66. You have permission to enter me anytime.

67. Hey big boy, I bet you can stay up all night.

68. Is that a scab on your arm, or are you just happy to see me?

69. Do you believe in love at first bite?

70. When I saw your face, my heart started to beat again.

71. See that man in the corner? Vampire slayer. Cmon lets get out of here.

72. I’m a vampire in the streets, But a real devil in the sheets.

73. Is it true that lady vampires really know how to suck?

74. Give me a sketchbook baby, because I want to draw your blood.

75. Girl, I’ll bite you any day.

76. If your boobs were a blood type it would be double A’s.

77. Can I be your maker? I’ll show you a life like you’ve never dreamed.

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