90+ Shell Puns That Are Hilarious to Read

Shells are protective, hard structures that surround the animal inside. They protect the animal from harm and provide a way to breathe in and out.

It is a common misconception that shells are hard because they are a type of bone, but they are actually soft. The hardness comes from how tightly packed the mineral crystals in the shell are; this creates a tough surface that can withstand various forces from outside sources like predators or even waves crashing against them.

Below, we’ve compiled a list of Shell puns that are the best and most hilarious you’ll love. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.

Shell Puns

1. Let’s shell-f this for later.

2. It’s offi-shell.

3. You know you’ve made it when you can hold a seashell.

4. Salty kisses and shellfish wishes.

5. What the shell?!

6. Nothing soothes the soul like a walk on the beach.

7. That was a really shell-fless act.

8. What kind of helmet does a snail wear? A shell-met.

9. It happens in sequen-shell order.

10. Call me on my shell-phone.

11. You have so much poten-shell.

12. Let’s shell-ebrate.

13. It all starts with s-hello.

14. Shine bright like a seashell.

15. I’m going to the spa to get a fa-shell.

16. Me and this shell are craving some vitamin sea.

17. My new house has a wine shell-ar.

18. Even these shells know I was born to be a mermaid.

19. Let’s take a shell-fie.

20. What would a snail want with a smartphone? It takes a lot of shellfies.

21. What do snails do on their birthday? They shellabrate.

22. My new hobby is mar-shell arts.

23. My new job focuses on artifi-shell intelligence.

24. Sandy feet and seashells welcome here.

25. I’m the new school coun-shell-er.

26. Catch me playing in the sand.

27. What the shell?”

28. My favorite type of pasta noodle is vermi-shell-i.

29. Traveling can be a ha-shell.

30. My favorite instrument is the shell-o.

31. I’m not lost, just searching for the perfect seashell.

32. A person of multiple races or ethnicities is multira-shell.

33. Let’s shellabrate.

34. Always be your-shell-f.

35. Cheers to shellabarations.

36. Shell-elujah!

37. That’s a beautiful por-shell-ain bowl.

38. My truck has a die-shell engine.

39. We have shell-ected the best snail jokes.

40. Don’t be so shell-fish.

41. The water is shell-ow.

42. I’m late for the offi-shell meeting.

43. It’s cru-shell to follow each of the steps.

44. Shell yeah, bro!

45. Shell-ots are closely related to onions.

46. Shells keep their money in a finan-shell institution.

47. Shell yeah.

48. It happens at a shell-ular level.

49. I’m trying to shell this car.

50. Ooh! Take a shell-fie!

51. She was a pretty antiso-shell (antisocial) person.

52. I love to so-shell-ize.

53. He held her like a seashell and listened to her heart.

54. This is ex-shell-ent!

55. She went to the nail salon and got shell-ac nails.

56. You must be shell-ucinating.

57. I would rather have seashells than snowflakes.

58. Shell-ebrate good times!

59. Join us for an ice cream so-shell.

60. Seek and you shell find.

61. Pretty sure my birthstone is a seashell.

62. I’m working to improve my spa-shell awareness.

63. We shell overcome our obstacles.

64. I love watching infomer-shells.

65. She’s a shell-ebrity.

66. A handful of shells and a handful of dreams.

67. I’m doing stem shell research.

68. It was great after the ini-shell struggles.

69. How to snails call their friends? On a shell phone.

70. Shell yeah!

71. I bought new socks after seeing a commer-shell.

72. Find shell-ter.

73. It was the last morsel of bread.

74. Seashells are love letters in the sand.

75. Salt water and seashells heal everything.

76. I only have eyes for seashells.

77. I’m meeting with a con-shell-tant this week.

78. Snail puns are absolutely shell-arious.

79. Call a snail using a shell phone.

80. Every seashell has a story.

81. How does a snail answer the phone? Shello?

82. Be generous, not shell-fish.

83. She was an impartial judge.

84. You’re my spe-shell one.

85. Mr. Snail is a total shell-out.

86. Shell-o, it’s me.

87. You’re so spe-shell.

88. I eat shell-ery with peanut butter.

89. We shell overcome.

90. There’s no place like home. Except the beach.

91. Make a wish upon a starfish.

92. She sells seashells by the sea shore. — Terry Sullivan

93. Stop being so shellfish!

94. Snails have a lot of mus-shell.

95. I apologize for the can-shell-ation.

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