Tools are helpful for us in many ways. They can make our life easier, more efficient and more productive. Whether we are at work or home, Tools are one of the most important things that we use in our daily lives,
We use tools to do things we would not be able to do without them. Tools help us complete tasks faster, with less effort, and can also give us a hand when we need it.
Below, we’ve compiled a list of Tool puns that are the best and most hilarious you’ll love. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.
1. The car axe-elerates quickly.
2. He was a hammer-teur.
3. She was vise beyond her years.
4. We’re getting hammered tonight.
5. The business needs to find a new sup-plier.
6. It’s pouring outside. I got wrenched.
7. I hired a snake to build my new house. He was a boa constructor.
8. You’re a nut.
9. Clamp to the top.
10. I saw that movie the other day.
11. Don’t listen to the nail-sayers.
12. I need to take a b-rake.
13. You need to drill.
14. It was an axe-ident.
15. Screw this.
16. I thought I’d nail it with this pun, but screw it.
17. The king of tools is the ruler.
18. The X or Y-axes?
19. I’m grilling saw-lmon for dinner.
20. It was gut-wrenching.
21. The best way to open an egg is to use a hatchet.
22. That’s so ratchet.
23. Pop, lock, and socket.
24. I’m so axe-ited.
25. We’re going clamp-digging this weekend.
26. It’s a saw-turated industry.
27. Use a multi-porpoise tool.
28. Because Vladamir Putin can’t lift heavy things, he needs Ukraine.
29. After he found out, he was in shears.
30. This is not a drill.
31. I’ll go with the ladder.
32. Let’s ply a game.
33. I’m going clamping.
34. Nut-thing can stop me.
35. My dog is spade.
36. I do it for the drill.
37. I screwed up.
38. This is axe-ellent.
39. Does it measure up?
40. Welcome to the screw.
41. Nailed it!
42. Take it to the post office and mallet to me.
43. I pity the tool.
44. I’m saw-tisfied.
45. Chainsaw it happen.
46. Our pick to host the Tool Awards this year? Emcee Hammer.